It's be boring. Joseph: Hey! did you know... Adam and Jesus: Yes.

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Jul 12, 2019
12:22:13pm

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The Machine

Previous username: OneUpper
Bio page: The Machine
Joined: Feb 1, 2007
Last login: May 8, 2021
Total posts: 55,116 (22,007 FO)

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What 3 people would you take on a road trip? Must be dead and you don't know them personally.

chago04 TOTAL EXONERATION!!

7/12/19 12:02pm

My 3: Teddy Roosevelt, John Browning, and Eddie Aikau

chago04

7/12/19 12:02pm

Not sure about the other two, but Eddie would go

Skeptical Optimist

7/12/19 12:20pm

Dead people are really boring on road trips. Pass.

mudpupper

7/12/19 12:03pm

RE: Dead people are really boring on road trips. Pass.

SanDiegoCoug

7/12/19 12:04pm

Not to mention stinky.

IdahoCoug

7/12/19 12:13pm

Jesus, George Washington, and your grandma

DogBoy

7/12/19 12:04pm

I literally typed out Jesus and GW and was thinking of a third when I looked up and saw this.

shimmy

7/12/19 12:07pm

Jesus, Genghis khan, and Marilyn Monroe

spugeddy24

7/12/19 1:51pm

RE: What 3 people would you take on a road trip? Must be dead and you don't know

The Board Imbecile

7/12/19 12:04pm

Bundy, son of sam and John Wayne

Mathew

7/12/19 12:05pm

This is a great example of why an Oxford comma should not be optional.

TCuz

7/12/19 12:06pm

Before I answer, is there any chance I get caught with the bodies?

SuperTank

7/12/19 12:08pm

Do they have to have ever been in my kitchen?

StarMan

7/12/19 12:08pm

Jesus, Joseph Smith and Adam but not sure

Troy McClure

7/12/19 12:08pm

I forgot to state why. Heck the conversation would be epic

Troy McClure

7/12/19 12:20pm

It's be boring. Joseph: Hey! did you know... Adam and Jesus: Yes.

The Machine

7/12/19 12:22pm

It may be a problem if they are communicating telepathically

donnerstag

7/12/19 12:29pm

SCREECH as the car pulls over, the passenger door opens and

Troy McClure

7/12/19 12:37pm

Satchel Paige, Ernest Hemingway, and Lincoln

shimmy

7/12/19 12:09pm

Chris Farley, Ezra Taft Benson, and Tommy Chong

The Machine

7/12/19 12:11pm

Now that sounds like quite a group!

IdahoCoug

7/12/19 12:15pm

Woopsie. Chong isn't dead. In that case, I'll have to go with Farley, Richard

The Machine

7/12/19 12:21pm

Walt Disney, Joseph Smith, and Chris Farley.

Traveshamockery

7/12/19 12:16pm

Steve McQueen, Lauren Bacall and Farwah Fawcett

RC Vikings

7/12/19 12:17pm

Don Rickles, Frank Sinatra, Howard Hughes

DodgerMike

7/12/19 12:20pm

Sinatra, Sammy, Dean

Natedog916

7/12/19 12:25pm

Would Hughes be nice and bring enough urine jars for everyone, though?

The Machine

7/12/19 12:26pm

My mom's first husband (older siblings' dad), Walt Disney, and Robert the Bruce

PGVikingDad

7/12/19 12:20pm

Jesus, Carl Sagan, and Charles Darwin

Frank Castiglione

7/12/19 12:21pm

Will the still be dead on the road trip?

mik3

7/12/19 12:29pm

Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan

bubbastats

7/12/19 12:30pm

Look this may get me banned but....

crimedog

7/12/19 12:37pm

Heath Ledger, Phil Hartman, John Candy

IceBlueCoug

7/12/19 12:32pm

Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti and a universal translator plz.

Cougarclaw

7/12/19 12:33pm

No idea. I just want a weekend at Bernie’s

crimedog

7/12/19 12:34pm

Marcus Aurelius, Herodotus, Nezahualcoyotl

mik3

7/12/19 12:39pm

Donald Trump, Ocasio Cortez, and a video camera

Sherlock

7/12/19 12:51pm

Hitler, Stalin, and Mao

panguitch

7/12/19 1:22pm

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