I dated a girl like that once but she kissed like she was eating a peach.

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Aug 17, 2019
6:44:10pm

Dwight Schr-UTE All-American

What a mess. Figured it was just an awkward first kiss. Never got better. I had to tap out after a week.

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Dwight Schr-UTE

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My personal Seinfeld episode

LifeLongLakerFan

8/17/19 5:21pm

I dated a girl that was a similar match for me, but she wouldn't stop talking.

Mister P

8/17/19 5:27pm

Somewhere, some tall, beautiful, educated, returned missionary

RalphWiggam

8/17/19 5:28pm

Lol. Probably. I might have kept that info from her.

LifeLongLakerFan

8/17/19 5:30pm

I met the perfect girl too - but she smelled funky. Stale funky.

ClackamasCoug

8/17/19 5:37pm

That is very Seinfeldish. I talk like that. Guess I wouldn’t have been good

Gerald-DeGroot

8/17/19 5:40pm

You say "heck-a-fun"?

LifeLongLakerFan

8/17/19 5:42pm

Never said that one. But I say a lot of south Utah county stuff.

Gerald-DeGroot

8/17/19 10:09pm

I dated a loud laugher. It lasted only a few dates. It was unbelievable how bad.

Idahofallsblue

8/17/19 5:47pm

She was probably very sweet and very nervous about being judged.

Zaphod

8/17/19 5:51pm

I considered that but no. I was with her enough.

Idahofallsblue

8/17/19 6:15pm

Was her name Mulva?

kotacoug

8/17/19 6:05pm

I thought that's where the OP was going.

John Doe

8/17/19 6:53pm

I dated a girl like that once but she kissed like she was eating a peach.

Dwight Schr-UTE

8/17/19 6:44pm

I've run into that. Always surprises me.

Twin Roots

8/17/19 6:47pm

So, she's a "peach-kisser"?

LifeLongLakerFan

8/17/19 6:52pm

What's her number? Asking for friend.

Loon to the Moon

8/18/19 3:45am

Utah-talkers are the worst. Make me want to scratch my eyes out. Especially

chilango

8/17/19 6:45pm

Like all general conference talks (not the brethren)?

jaredm

8/17/19 7:09pm

Most. I can recall a couple of exceptions, mostly foreigners.

chilango

8/17/19 7:10pm

PRECIATE-CHA!

Tim

8/17/19 7:38pm

Ya people with accents suck. Hate that.

kotacoug

8/17/19 8:19pm

Yeah, except it isn’t really the accent.

chilango

8/17/19 8:33pm

Ew I’m glad I’m not a woman that talks like that with that voice

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