"I just left the Wal-Mart in Fort Union. I'm wearing a BYU t-shirt. As I was crossing over to the parking lot a guy with his shirt off and a tattoo on his face and a mohawk and was smoking a cigarette rode his bike in front of me and saw my shirt. He put up his arm over his head and screamed, "Go Utes"!

he put so much enthusiasm behind it that he lost control of his bike and started wobbling and ran into a bunch of shopping carts and lifted himself off the bike face first on the asphalt.

GO UTES"