Jumping on the trampoline with my 8 year old a week ago.

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Sep 11, 2019
4:08:24am

jdub FORMER USER

I told him I was getting tired because I was fat. He said, "Daddy, you're not fat. You're just heavy."

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jdub

Bio page: jdub
Joined: May 13, 2004
Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 76,617 (17,198 FO)

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What is the best backhanded compliment you have received?

conetah

9/10/19 10:35pm

Saying I'm photogenic just reminds me my mom said that just meant I look better in photos than real life.

Soupie

9/10/19 10:39pm

You're the best moderator

Referee

9/10/19 10:40pm

I was being sarcastic. smh.

Zaphod

9/10/19 11:18pm

“Your new glasses make you look smarter”. Uh, thanks?

KingDave

9/10/19 10:41pm

That's cruel

Hinta

9/10/19 11:03pm

From my son when he was trying to figure out dating

2FarGone

9/10/19 10:43pm

My daughter when she was younger found an older picture of me when I was

Agnostic-alumni

9/10/19 10:55pm

Meant for op

Agnostic-alumni

9/10/19 10:56pm

Nice backhand!

PJMort

9/10/19 10:44pm

“You’re smarter than you look.”

JohnnyComeLately

9/10/19 10:45pm

“You don’t look like you can play ball that good.”

Natedog916

9/10/19 10:53pm

"I can see who married up in this family" --member of the Q12

Incentivize

9/10/19 11:01pm

I once told someone he looked like “the hound” from GOT.

conetah

9/10/19 11:03pm

You out punted your coverage

CLCougar

9/10/19 11:10pm

I took over a portfolio of clients when I was hired on

Superman21

9/10/19 11:37pm

After seeing a picture of my family, a lady on my mission said, “That’s a nice

Peanut

9/10/19 11:43pm

You look like Quasimoto...In a cute way

Jimo Dashen

9/11/19 1:47am

Jumping on the trampoline with my 8 year old a week ago.

jdub

9/11/19 4:08am

I once was telling kids about a time when tornado sirens were going off

Jimo Dashen

9/11/19 5:03am

Someone asking me if my wife is my daughter...

CoachSpeak

9/11/19 5:35am

A sister in our ward told my wife, "Your husband is such a normal guy." ???

coucou

9/11/19 6:53am

I've been told by a peer that a commander thought I was a "slow burn"

demon_llama

9/11/19 8:29am

I’m currently a faculty at the university I attended as an undergraduate student

Extra Biscuits

9/11/19 9:20am

Once had a boss tell me that sometimes it's better to be lucky than good

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