Sep 15, 2019
9:03:55pm
9:03:55pm
A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says , woah woah woah, we don’t serve your kind here.
The rope goes back outside and ties a knot in himself to look like a head and frays the end to make it look like hair and goes back in.
The bartender squints and asks “you wouldn’t happen to be that rope from earlier would you?”
The rope says “nope. I’m a frayed knot.”
That joke is much better told out loud because it takes a few seconds to realize the rope isn’t saying I’m afraid not.
The bartender squints and asks “you wouldn’t happen to be that rope from earlier would you?”
The rope says “nope. I’m a frayed knot.”
That joke is much better told out loud because it takes a few seconds to realize the rope isn’t saying I’m afraid not.
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