A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Sep 15, 2019
9:30:17pm

Brutus216 3rd String

The bartender says, “Hey, little fella. We gotta drink named after you.”

In total shock, the grasshopper responded, “You have a drink named Steve?!”

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Brutus216

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I need some new good jokes - site appropriate

cougarmanguy All-American

9/15/19 8:07pm

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite Swiss soccer team?

DieHarder

9/15/19 8:09pm

Dark humor is like food.

BYUtka

9/15/19 8:09pm

Dark humor is like unvaccinated children

scottpete

9/15/19 8:27pm

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls.. and a truckload of

ClackamasCoug

9/16/19 1:43am

Why did everyone in the Book of Mormon have bruises on their legs?

BYUtka

9/15/19 8:13pm

I just bought a horse named Mayo

OU Cougar

9/15/19 8:16pm

Papaya!

Zaphod

9/15/19 8:16pm

Where do snowmen keep their money?

sethj250

9/15/19 8:19pm

What do you call an Abominal Snowman that wets the bed?

BYUtka

9/15/19 8:20pm

Did you hear about the kid napping at school? It’s fine. He woke up.

Hambone

9/15/19 8:22pm

This one works better when you’re speaking it instead of writing it.

Hambone

9/15/19 8:22pm

What do you call Batman when he skips church?

sethj250

9/15/19 8:22pm

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went out of town?

USMCdad

9/15/19 8:29pm

So this man goes into a chainsaw shop and says "I need a good chainsaw." The

BYUtka

9/15/19 8:30pm

Did you hear about the fake noodle?

Hoax

9/15/19 8:31pm

Did you hear about the restaurant in outer space?

Hoax

9/15/19 8:33pm

I was gonna tell you a pizza joke but...

BYU Folsom Fan

9/15/19 8:33pm

What do you call a teacher who farts in a closet...

Jimo Dashen

9/15/19 8:37pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

JohnnyComeLately

9/15/19 8:37pm

I know a good UDP joke I could tell you.

joelvandyne

9/15/19 8:47pm

RE: I know a good UDP joke I could tell you.

supertux

9/15/19 8:50pm

I laughed. Most wont

Hoax

9/15/19 8:51pm

There are 10 kinds of peo...oh nevermind

supertux

9/15/19 8:56pm

A nice clean joke that won't make anyone syn.

mottman

9/15/19 9:26pm

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says , woah woah woah, we don’t serve your kind here.

sgriff

9/15/19 9:03pm

LOL- this is the first joke that came to my mind when he asked for a "site

boxydutch

9/15/19 9:15pm

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Brutus216

9/15/19 9:30pm

What do you say to a Utah football player dressed in a three piece suit?

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