1) Win 50% of the non-Yewt P5 games
2) Win 50% of the Yewt rivalry games (I hope everyone understands why I separated these games from the other P5 games)
3) Win 50% of the Boise rivalry games
4) Win 90% of the Dairy Yewt rivalry games
5) Never lose games to inferior G5 teams (Toledo, UMass, NIU, etc.) and FCS teams
6) Win 90% of all other games against G5 teams (UCF, Houston, etc.)
How about that???