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Nov 11, 2019
2:10:43pm
MatthiasPhunkHausen All-American
What? You don't dig my synchromesh dance grooves?
Funny story behind that. Before I quit Fakebook, I posted on FB "The wife shot some great public footage of my sweet synchromesh dance grooves, your welcome."

Aside from the build being similar, dude looks absolutely nothing like me, but, within seconds of posting it my Mom started blowing up my phone. Power texting, then one call after another, I saw all the traffic on about the 3rd call. Thinking "oh crap, something bad happened." I answer the phone, her voice is all shaky and panicked maximus. "Oh Matty, pleeeeease, pleeeease take down that video of your dancing.

If you don't, it'll end up on Fox News or CNN tonight and everyone in my ward will see it." Always up for a little fun, "Whaddya mean Mom, I think my dancing beautiful. It's art, and I work hard on it. Do you really think i can make CNN and Fox, that'd be fabulous." She about lost it, pleading w me, ha, I was irritated she thought dude looked anything like me. I don't have a chrome dome skullet or wear glasses, certainly not butthuggers. Anyway, she was majorly freaked out at the embarrassment it would rain down on the PhunkHausen clan's reputation.

But scary? No way man, dude is glorious, and obviously a skilled synchromesh groove technician.
MatthiasPhunkHausen
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