I have no knowledge of who rewired the elevator buttons that rerouted one of the V-Hall elevators so that it would only travel between the basement, lobby, & a certain residential floor during finals week. The "X-Floor Private Elevator" sticker on the door was precious.

I have no knowledge of who removed a round dining table from the Morbid Center cafeteria during the Friday evening dinner time and relocated it to the commons room of a certain floor of V-Hall so that some enterprising individuals could have an all night card game. The signs all over DT asking if anyone knew anything about a stolen dining table just added to the entertainment.

I have no knowledge of who was shooting water balloons with a launcher high on the hillside above Passion Flats, targeting parked cars containing distracted drivers. I still wonder why the guy in the 4x4, with the spotlight, driving all over that mountainside seemed so bent out of shape.

I have no knowledge of who did some minor midnight "re-programming" of the bells for the carillon bell tower shortly after it was built in 1975. I suspect that door was never left unlocked again.

I have no knowledge of who gained access to an annoying fellow resident's stereo speakers and re-wired them for remote playing of unexpected late night entertainment.

I have no knowledge of who stuck a fire hose under the door of a certain RA, or a mob-style shootout at a 1920's era costume ball, or a certain kite flyer injured when pulled through a tree by the car that was towing him down by the Utah Lake park, or who set up that remote controlled fireworks display from the top of V-Hall.

I also have no knowledge of who first noticed that the fine for parking on the grass on campus was half the amount of the fine for parking in a faculty or staff parking spot, and shared said information with his friends.