Before #1: Don't embarrass the university or Church - Sorry but "nut" punches and the Miami Brawl aren't far enough in my rear view mirror

#1: Win enough games to be ranked (and therefore relevant) - Hasn't happened since 2011 (for the Coaches Poll and 2009 for the AP)

#2: Win those games on national TV so I (and anyone else) can watch - Sure, beating USC and Tenn was great, but how did the Utah and Washington games feel for you?

#3: Beat Utah - I don't even need to say anything here.

#4: Beat more P5 teams so we can increase in relevance, but not at the cost of actual wins - Beating P5 teams only makes one relevant when one doesn't go lay eggs against the likes of Toledo and USF.

#5: Get invited to an NY6 bowl at least once per decade, preferably 2+ - NEVER HAPPENED. Last BYU New Year's Day bowl was 1996.

Please, tell me where I overstated anything...