You're arguing that several people on the board (myself included) who have grown up in Utah and/or lived there for decades, who claim to have *never* heard the word a single time, are actually *ALL* mistaken?
According to your logic, these people became so familiar with the word, that they forgot that it even exists? That their minds have erased all memory of the word ever being used a single time, despite the fact (alleged in your theory) that it is apparently used regularly all over Utah?
Can you understand how somebody like me could not possibly take that theory seriously?
P.S. Totally agree that insomnia sucks.