That is a dangerous slope man. You stopping by daily is only encouraging your dad bod to grow and become more appealing to her.

Add in the facial hair and the bad boy look, you are just flirting with uncontrollable passion. You don’t know what beards do to fast food workers, it just kicks them into another gear. That beard means you are an authoritative individual, one who has no limitations in their personal or physical life.

She’s just trying to sweeten you up and invite you to be in her life each day. She’ll start with slow chit chat or meaningless conversations, eventually progressing onto more suggestive topics. As you look into her eyes you will slowly be entangled by her longing stare.

Listen to your wife. She knows too well the temptation that you are to other women when you have a beard. You are so manly, even other males take note. Save your marriage and shave now before it’s too late.