Scrotum and stitches in the same sentence are never good

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Feb 20, 2020
3:35:58pm

Lifi All-American

Scrotum and stitches in the same sentence are never good

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Lifi

Previous username: CougaSamoa
Bio page: Lifi
Joined: Jan 28, 2004
Last login: May 12, 2024
Total posts: 36,427 (260 FO)

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Time

18 stitches!

the_byu_flash

2/20/20 3:19pm

did this happen many months ago and now just getting news? Isn't there snow on the mtns this time of year?

indocoug

2/20/20 3:21pm

Pretty sure he wasn’t pole vaulting in the mountains.

Soupie

2/20/20 3:22pm

when you watch the video, he is in shorts, no shirt, and there is no snow on the mtns

indocoug

2/20/20 3:25pm

Studio C now has fresh material for a follow up to their comic relief gig with the soccer ball, Volleyball, etc.

Crowgar

2/21/20 11:01pm

Yes there's a lot of snow on the mountains now

palangi

2/20/20 4:18pm

😳🥴😢

Soupie

2/20/20 3:21pm

which one?

2/20/20 3:22pm

Since I tore my...

the_byu_flash

2/20/20 3:24pm

Scrotum and stitches in the same sentence are never good

Lifi

2/20/20 3:35pm

There's always adoption.

2/20/20 3:38pm

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Buffalo

2/20/20 3:43pm

This post should definitely had some sort of trigger warning

Styro

2/20/20 4:02pm

A true scrotum story

AF_Puma

2/20/20 4:43pm

Can't remember where I've heard this one before. Urban Mormon Legend perhaps?

m0resn0w

2/21/20 9:23am

Don't know if it happened elsewhere, but this is actually a true story

AF_Puma

2/21/20 1:22pm

It's a true story because you were there? Or true because you heard it on CB?

m0resn0w

2/21/20 5:17pm

I was a supervisor at Church HQ. One of my leads came in on a Monday.

AF_Puma

2/21/20 11:46pm

It’s always been one that I hoped was true...cuz it’s just too funny.

m0resn0w

2/22/20 6:32am

Great story… I’ve heard it a few times over the last couple decades

Johnny Vatos

2/21/20 5:20pm

That’s nuts!

Von Cougarschnauzer

2/20/20 5:16pm

Did he consult with his bishop first?

Metallicat

2/20/20 5:43pm

What's more appropriate? Boy or girl doc?

South_A

2/20/20 7:46pm

His dad is a urologist, so boy doc. I'm not sure if it's good or bad for your

TailgateU

2/21/20 9:18am

Haha. I'm super close with my dad but...

South_A

2/21/20 12:40pm

This is the guy that's been over

67Regent

2/20/20 6:44pm

One question; why did he sell his story to TMZ?

byuguns55

2/20/20 9:44pm

Okay, you’re not going to believe me, but when I first read that, I thought a guy named Pierce Scrotum was in a...

Crowgar

2/21/20 10:31pm

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