Reminds me of this one:

A sister gets up to bear her testimony and gets emotional to the point where she can't control her crying. Eventually, a member of the bishopric stands next to her to try and console her.

She apologizes by saying, "I'm sorry. I'm just such a big boob." To which the bishopric member replies, "That's okay. We like big boobs in this ward."

I really hope it's true...but I doubt it.