If you are going with a "derelict" campaign, might be easier to just send this:

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Feb 24, 2020
12:16:23pm

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BYUheaven

Bio page: BYUheaven
Joined: Jan 5, 2011
Last login: Apr 25, 2024
Total posts: 37,995 (4,973 FO)

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Encouraged to write to the voters who left BYU unranked. Am I doing this right?

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:04pm

My opinion: Just let it go. We win and all it all sorts out.

LiveY'r

2/24/20 12:06pm

Wait. So I should NOT send that letter?

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:08pm

No, absolutely send.

RSL

2/24/20 12:10pm

Well not THAT one. 🙂 . . . or any.

LiveY'r

2/24/20 12:15pm

I agree. I don't want anyone to associate the BYU twitter mob with the Utah mob.

crack

2/24/20 12:08pm

RE: Encouraged to write to the voters who left BYU unranked. Am I doing this

Fatalplacebo

2/24/20 12:07pm

Which of you brought the extra child into the marriage?

kmcougar

2/24/20 12:07pm

Quite the accusation!! We had a few preemies. Do the math!

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:10pm

Not my question. You say 5 kids together and I count 6 names.

kmcougar

2/24/20 12:11pm

I think you misread my post.

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:13pm

😉

kmcougar

2/24/20 12:16pm

Are you accusing kmcougar of being direlect in his CB duties?

Y05

2/24/20 2:50pm

No, he finally amended his OP and acknowledged the child he keeps in the

kmcougar

2/24/20 5:28pm

If your aim is to mimic what a hardcore anti-BYU Ute troll would do, great job!

BlueK

2/24/20 12:10pm

I wouldn't change a thing.

lightmann

2/24/20 12:10pm

you have so many kids that you can't even count them

SingleStrapBackpack

2/24/20 12:11pm

My job is to oversee the home and provide. My wife deals with the details.

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:15pm

Sounds like you run a tight ship. Mr. Holland will certainly respect your opinion after reading your bio.

SingleStrapBackpack

2/24/20 12:35pm

This really needs to be stickied to the top as a template for the rest of us.

Eddie

2/24/20 12:13pm

You should question his credentials and intelligence, people appreciate that.

svenot

2/24/20 12:13pm

"Kill them with kindness". If I could send a casserole with my letter, I would.

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:14pm

I feel like if you added that you know this with every fiber

Sandstone Cougar

2/24/20 12:16pm

gosh dangit! obvious oversight on my part.

The Y's Insider

2/24/20 12:17pm

If you are going with a "derelict" campaign, might be easier to just send this:

BYUheaven

2/24/20 12:16pm

I don't think you should have been as skimpy as you were with your background

Bill

2/24/20 12:23pm

I feel personally attacked.

scootsy

2/24/20 12:26pm

How are our loins our girded? How does that work?

MajorZeus

2/24/20 12:50pm

You could begin with: "When I was asked to write this letter..." and then share

NewYorkCougar

2/24/20 12:57pm

Hahahaha.

BYU_Hoops

2/24/20 1:01pm

And he definitely needs an extraneous initial: "C. Y's Insider"

PGVikingDad

2/24/20 2:40pm

Please don't.

SoCalCoug

2/24/20 1:12pm

That is awesome!! Send via Overnight Email. I want him to get this asap!

CoolB

2/24/20 1:16pm

Slight tweak to your opening statement...

cougarmeister

2/24/20 2:07pm

You're on the right track, but he should say "even the omission of BYU"

SingleStrapBackpack

2/24/20 2:36pm

You are right, "even..." is even more Mormon than "namely..."

cougarmeister

2/24/20 2:56pm

Not a single "verily" or "even"? Do you have Cheerios in your ears when proper

PGVikingDad

2/24/20 2:37pm

What does a girded loin look like? How would I know if I have one? I’m thinking their must be

Crowgar

2/24/20 3:34pm

It sounds kind of goofball

hitechcpa

2/24/20 4:00pm

Oh dear. He's going to find this on the interweb. It is funny though.

ditch

2/24/20 4:06pm

Favorited...bravo, good Sir, bravo

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