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POLL: Where are you with hotel events for work?

BlueFever

3:54pm

There has never been a question that is more in CB’s wheelhouse: What’s the best home ice cream machine?

SJS Shaky place kicker

3:53pm

Has Kyle Whittingham been dressing in drag?

Ragnar Danneskjold You know...

3:52pm

RE: Has Kyle Whittingham been dressing in drag?

MarylandFan

3:55pm

Statistically, I think we really should be a basketball school

inertiaman

3:43pm

On the other hand, the world's best basketball players are outside

Plato

3:44pm

Not really. BYU's recruiting strengths (ie body types) are in football not hoops

TNT

3:47pm

Nope. The best football players in the world(per capita) are Polynesian. That's

Blueto

3:48pm

And when they are elite they don't often come here, Jabari Parker, Frank Jackson

BYUFootballisBack

3:50pm

You need future NBA players to be a basketball school.

JuicyJam

3:50pm

Yes, but I just can't bring myself to love basketball like I do football

SoBlueitHurts

3:50pm

We get a Jimmer or Ainge once every 30 years. So that's cool.

mulletino

3:52pm

We were one genius of a HC away — from NEVER being a Football school.

SinkingQuffa

3:57pm

Man, the dark reflective windows of Provo’s NuSkin Building are a hazard for birds.

Brisco All-American

3:40pm

I’m filing a lawsuit against NuSkin this afternoon. This is egregious.

Yukon

3:41pm

he's gonna be ok, right? right?

Buffalo

3:43pm

RE: he's gonna be ok, right? right?

slappy

3:44pm

RE: he's gonna be ok, right? right?

CrashMcLarson

3:45pm

He's pining for the fjords.

DubuMfalme

3:55pm

Too bad it couldn't find its keys. They were right there

TNT

3:43pm

I would have put a quarter down, but who carries pocket change?

Brisco

3:48pm

*raises hand*

TNT

3:49pm

I figured.

Brisco

3:53pm

My first thought upon seeing the picture

SoBlueitHurts

3:52pm

Just put some Helichrysum oil on the little guy.

Ragnar Danneskjold

3:44pm

Did you bring your recorder?

N8Dawg

3:50pm

The University of Utah law school paid millions of dollars extra for “anti bird-strike” windows. I’d rather weed out the

Sandstone Cougar

3:52pm

When I was a little kid I watched a baggage handler at the SLC Airport run smack into a glass door and shatter it.

Brisco

3:57pm

Some estimate up to 100 million birds are killed annually by windows.

Joe Banks

3:54pm

Does not seem to be denting the populations of most species

SoBlueitHurts

3:55pm

Let's introduce starlings to windows.

StarMan

3:56pm

Is it standard practice for pharmacies (ie Walgreens) to make the drive-thru

JoMax

3:40pm

Yes.

Yukon

3:42pm

Got into father and sons off the wait list.

jvquarterback

3:31pm

What father and sons?

Florwood

3:36pm

At BYU

paulb

3:55pm

We call it Aaronic Priesthood commemoration these days.

BandW

3:40pm

Lucky! Enjoy every minute with your sons.

Anacondas

3:40pm

Me: So then I said to the cop, catch me if you can!...

It's A Bowling Ball

3:31pm

RE: Me: So then I said to the cop, catch me if you can!...

TwinsRight

3:37pm

I've learned for myself that a lot of the information on cougconnect is bogus.

TRUE_BLUE_COUGY

3:28pm

Are you familiar with the ballad of CougarBlue2?

SJS

3:34pm

You just broke one of the CB Cardinal rules. . ..

RealSimsShadY

3:39pm

Remember the main purpose of cougconnect is NIL

carwasher3000

3:42pm

What did I miss about the Diamondbacks the led to this tweet from the SL Bees?

Tokolosh Stop the Stupid party member

3:28pm

Ryan Smith hacked into the Bees twitter account and wants to steal the D-backs

GlutealGuy

3:29pm

there was a bee swarm at a D-Backs game a few days ago and they had to get a

CLUTCH

3:32pm

Dbacks game got delayed the other night due to colony of bees on nets behind

TheMediator

3:32pm

See here for a good recap:

ConnCoug

3:44pm

Blog: Where BYU Football’s Roster Stands After Closure Of Spring Transfer Portal View

[KSL Sports] Mitch Harper

3:25pm

Is there category discussing jobs? Son graduated looking at software coding.

Phreddy

3:22pm

graduated in.... CS? IT? IS? English? Canine good citizen test?

tarzan15

3:27pm

Can you expound on what "looking at software coding" means?

rad dawg

3:37pm

Aaron Judge really struggling this year. Only played in 106 games last year.

Jdoc

3:18pm

General Booty reporting for duty

Knee Brace .5 Deviation Thunder

3:14pm

RE: General Booty reporting for duty

Mister P

3:16pm

👀 🍑 👀 🍑

DieHarder

3:20pm

Did we get Booty? Can we?

2FarGone

3:22pm

You should always want more Booty

Cougar TD

3:25pm

I have no inside sources, and I'm an idiot. But I'm trying to manifest it.

Knee Brace

3:34pm

Well, we don’t have enough QBs on the roster

ballen

3:22pm

If we keep racking them up, one is bound to pan out. Right? Right??

Huge Manatee

3:23pm

Sounds like the logic that led to the 2008 financial crisis

byujdmba

3:26pm

CFP committee logic gives credit for wins you would have had if you had just

SoBlueitHurts

3:57pm

So, I concurrently use a Samsung and iPhone.

Ragnar Danneskjold You know...

3:12pm

It prints Diet Coke? Count me in.

cougarfann888

3:13pm

No, it just warms it.

Ragnar Danneskjold

3:14pm

Just the can. You can't print the nasty taste.

John Doe

3:15pm

No, hologram display. It looks amazing.

Joe Banks

3:28pm

Sounds like youre bad with money

Longseason

3:15pm

RE: Sounds like youre bad with money

Ragnar Danneskjold

3:16pm

it removes the caffeine from the Diet Coke so I don't break the WOW?

Cougarclaw

3:18pm

What does "concurrently" mean?

TNT

3:32pm

It's an esoteric word for rich CBers, so don't trouble yourself.

Cougar Junkie

3:34pm

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

fredgarvin

3:36pm

The same as contemporaneously.

Ragnar Danneskjold

3:38pm

A word about my friend and his road bike....pretty cool !!

IDAHO 4 Y

3:04pm

He did good but 1,000 ft of climbing with that mileage is nothing.

BandW

3:22pm

RE: He did good but 1,000 ft of climbing with that mileage is nothing.

The Pope

3:42pm

Weight loss is mostly diet. I recommend "polarized training" to improve fitness.

ParentingNotForSissy

3:30pm

My only issue with Keba Keita...

SinkingQuffa Intervention Needed

3:03pm

That's not an issue with the kid, that's table stakes for all recruiting.

Cosmokid

3:08pm

Oh, I agree. And we shouldn't expect him to be a done deal even if he entered the Portal w the intent to follow Burgess.

SinkingQuffa

3:10pm

Do you have an issue will all recruits? NIL is driving college sports now. All

BYUheaven

3:16pm

No. With the "issues" flying around the board now — critical of what Keba lacks as a player

SinkingQuffa

3:19pm

I was also on the USU campus for graduation. First time ever on that campus. My

BlueKarma

3:03pm

Just ordered 13 different sets of luggage off of Amazon. Excited to see which 1 I like!

mulletino mulletYno@gmail

3:01pm

I love free returns!

garyfan

3:02pm

#YOLO

mulletino

3:03pm

Pro tip, include personal items (e.g., a cat) in the luggage that you return

David Lo Pan

3:04pm

as a business that handles returns from Amazon, I hate you.

Cougarclaw

3:19pm

RE: as a business that handles returns from Amazon, I hate you.

Huge Manatee

3:24pm

Send them all back... Now that you're only flying private you should be using Goyard or similar. Something like this

HarlemCoug

3:36pm

Giving Texas Hammer a run for his money?

El Careeb

3:57pm

Well now there's a headline you don't see every day

Sir_Ten

2:58pm

RE: Well now there's a headline you don't see every day

osbooks

3:04pm

Surprised it didn't say "Florida man"

ossicles

3:20pm

The thought of having to play in an arena with Majerus’ sweater in the rafters:

ColdFusion1989

2:47pm

That's a big sweater

TNT

2:47pm

Lots of area for . . . particles . . . to still cling to and waft down onto you

Gustav

2:49pm

They could eliminate some of the curtains.

thirdgencoug

2:50pm

Could be worse. It could be his towel.

Mister P

3:01pm

Isn’t that the curtain?

Longseason

3:16pm

Apple beat the Wall Street estimates on quarterly revenue and EPS... despite the China problem they have.

Tokolosh Stop the Stupid party member

2:43pm

Cook mentioned growth. Sounds like sustainment in the future. I for one held

MajorZeus

2:49pm

Also, increasing the quarterly dividend and authorized a $110B stock buyback.

Tokolosh

2:54pm

one small problem with stock buybacks

Cougarclaw

2:56pm

Generally yes. But Apple having a pile of cash isn't a new revelation.

Tokolosh

2:57pm

I know this conversation already happened, but indulge me: who would be the NFL

J. Walter Weatherman

2:41pm

Andy Reid circa 1998 (we hope)

CougarTwins

2:43pm

Yeah, probably Kellen Moore. Up for a lot of jobs but never gets them.

DieHarder

2:43pm

And then he steals Scalley as DC

J. Walter Weatherman

2:45pm

ha, perfect.

runnincoug

2:59pm

You expected us to waltz into the Big 12 and dominate in football with the schedule they gave us? smh

ManicBlue

2:44pm

^^^This^^^

kaladin58

3:12pm

Darrell Bevell

Gustav

2:48pm

Gary Crowton

PortlandCoug

2:52pm

I’ve shied away from it because I’m optimistic the results will be better, but

gwalker

3:45pm

I think Kellen Moore is too-well known to be the perfect comparison

StantonMac

2:55pm

only because NBA assistants aren't well known ever, and NFL assistants are, IMO

runnincoug

2:59pm

KY is higher profile. Kellen Moore isn't the highest paid Assistant in the NFL.

Lance71

3:15pm

He isn't the highest paid, but he is one of the most well respected assistants

cougarfan84

3:26pm

So I’m at the uvu graduation. Can’t believe how rude people are

Kale

2:40pm

Did your daughter graduate today? Congratulations!

kimdaddy35

2:41pm

Yes thanks

Kale

2:46pm

I must be a rude person. Exactly what I would do. I'd even encourage my child to

fattycoug

2:43pm

lol. To each their own. I have no problem with it

Haysom Till

2:46pm

My parents didn’t even come to my college graduation which I understand having

homegrown

2:47pm

I didn’t even goto my own. Lol

Alan Schaefer

2:52pm

That would be rude if the whole thing took 30 minutes.

StantonMac

2:53pm

Should get an award for staying for your own kid

OmahaOmaha

2:55pm

<< Deleted >>

BlueKarma

3:00pm

Until they start handing out diplomas from Z-A, I'm pretty much stuck there

StarMan

3:10pm

Does UVU do separate commencement and convocation?

cougarstrong

3:12pm

I couldn’t believe all the rude people on their phones during graduation

Incentivize

3:18pm

I didn't attend my own college graduation.

N8Dawg

3:48pm

Safe or out?

mannheimadler

2:39pm

Looks like more of a sign of respect

TNT

2:41pm

Out

BeardedBroker

2:42pm

Glove counts why wouldn't helmet?

cougarfann888

2:43pm

It does, if it's on their head.

BeardedBroker

2:44pm

If a catcher uses their helmet to get a ball it’s a balk.

shimmy

3:13pm

Depends on if you like the Cubs or the Mets! I've never before seen that.

BlueKarma

3:30pm

History lesson before bruins/leafs tonight

creameryon9th

2:38pm

Are there any Utah County Cougarboard State Farm Agents that I can support?

Royal_Minister

2:38pm

Colt Sampson is awesome. Even though he played for Urban at the U he is a closet cougar

FromCAtoUT

2:50pm

He is awesome!, but a closet coug??? I don't know.

Corn

3:04pm

Article: Analysis: New BYU assistant Chris Burgess’ journey between red and blue worthy of rivalry documentary View

[Deseret News]

2:31pm

We a basketball school now.

dfudge

2:31pm

I was just thinking...keep the BB news coming cuz 2-7 Big12 football stunk

vabeachcoug

2:33pm

We're an all sports school.

ManicBlue

2:33pm

Football has opted for another year of mediocrity, so hard to get excited.

ldssdl

2:34pm

A basketball school with 0 tournament wins in the last decade?

GlutealGuy

2:35pm

Not a popular response, but true

SoBlueitHurts

3:49pm

We should be

scrambled egg

3:04pm

*women's soccer school

machete

3:12pm

RE: We a basketball school now.

shoganai

3:36pm

More of a cross country school

Lifer

3:50pm

Men's BB whirlwind - excited or anxious?

Nodak Cougar

2:28pm

Feel a lot less anxious if we actually landed a couple guys instead of just stacking up offers.

Soupie

2:30pm

Not a problem...we're getting our ducks in a row.

Plantagenet

2:33pm

But can the ducks ball?

Soupie

2:36pm

Lining up the coaching--the athletes will follow.

Plantagenet

2:48pm

Internet news cycle drives some anxiety perhaps

Nodak Cougar

2:57pm

I was really anxious when Pope left

jvr7

2:48pm

I think anymore I feel like I'm just along for the ride

OldFogey

3:09pm

Board name checks out

jvr7

3:35pm

Top 10 recent

IMO Keita is clearly a Plan B transfer target at the 5

Is it time to panic yet?

Keba Keita Crystal Ball

Per 40 numbers between Keita and AAA will be good to have handy for discussion

The main reason BYU has significantly overtaken Utah and is making a

Utes getting salty.

My only issue with Keba Keita...

Keba is a much-more sure 2 pts under the rim than we got from anyone on our roster last season. Would be a huge pickup.

Bring him in, Burgess!!

I know this conversation already happened, but indulge me: who would be the NFL

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