To all the debbie downers here. 1:20,000 are the odds.

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Mar 31, 2020
5:45:23pm

ditch All-American

To all the debbie downers here. 1:20,000 are the odds.

"About one in twenty thousand eggs is thought to be contaminated with Salmonella."

Salmonella: The Risks And Tips To Avoid Getting Poisoned

Over the years Salmonella has been in and out of the news on a regular basis with recalls of this and recalls of that. We see outbreaks of illness liked to many different types of foods due to Salmonella that run from salads through peanut butter to raw poultry. Many [...]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidacheson/2015/08/22/salmonella-guide/#24f97b301b90

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ditch

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Pranked my 11 year old today by giving her a raw egg covered in chocolate. Added

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 5:18pm

Food poisoning in her dinner tonight will be hilarious.

Cru Jones

3/31/20 5:19pm

She's immune. Lots of cookie dough.

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 5:21pm

I read this as "food coloring". That would actually probably be a good prank.

cougaman

3/31/20 6:48pm

I dunno man. That's pretty mean.

Mister P

3/31/20 5:20pm

I'm more interested in giving her revenge ideas. It's her turn.

Soupie

3/31/20 5:21pm

#metoo

lefty

3/31/20 5:41pm

Hahaha, that's a good one.

radford

3/31/20 5:26pm

You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep. Hahahahaha!!!!

Zaphod

3/31/20 5:28pm

RE: You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep.

TerribleOpinionsGuy

3/31/20 5:29pm

Nothing mean...and the guy just fed his daughter E. Coli

cougarblue

3/31/20 5:33pm

That would be hilarious to try if i didnt love my kids

Backcountry

3/31/20 5:37pm

To all the debbie downers here. 1:20,000 are the odds.

ditch

3/31/20 5:45pm

I dont care about salmonella. I just love my kids and thats mean.

Backcountry

3/31/20 5:50pm

I obviously don't love my kids. Staying lighthearted and having fun with them

Vincent's Picks

3/31/20 6:39pm

Some kids really enjoy having an extra fun dad. Others not so much.

ditch

3/31/20 7:02pm

I usually show my kids my love by loving them, not feeding them raw eggs

Backcountry

3/31/20 8:15pm

Just checked... Daughter says she loves me. What a total sucker.

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3/31/20 11:43pm

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