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Mar 31, 2020
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Vincent's Picks
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I obviously don't love my kids. Staying lighthearted and having fun with them
will be a terrible memory for them as they grow older. I'm sure they'll hate me soon.
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Pranked my 11 year old today by giving her a raw egg covered in chocolate. Added
Vincent's Picks
3/31/20 5:18pm
Food poisoning in her dinner tonight will be hilarious.
Cru Jones
3/31/20 5:19pm
She's immune. Lots of cookie dough.
Vincent's Picks
3/31/20 5:21pm
I read this as "food coloring". That would actually probably be a good prank.
cougaman
3/31/20 6:48pm
I dunno man. That's pretty mean.
Mister P
3/31/20 5:20pm
I'm more interested in giving her revenge ideas. It's her turn.
Soupie
3/31/20 5:21pm
#metoo
lefty
3/31/20 5:41pm
Hahaha, that's a good one.
radford
3/31/20 5:26pm
You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep. Hahahahaha!!!!
Zaphod
3/31/20 5:28pm
RE: You should chop off one of her fingers. But do it in her sleep.
TerribleOpinionsGuy
3/31/20 5:29pm
Nothing mean...and the guy just fed his daughter E. Coli
cougarblue
3/31/20 5:33pm
That would be hilarious to try if i didnt love my kids
Backcountry
3/31/20 5:37pm
To all the debbie downers here. 1:20,000 are the odds.
ditch
3/31/20 5:45pm
I dont care about salmonella. I just love my kids and thats mean.
Backcountry
3/31/20 5:50pm
I obviously don't love my kids. Staying lighthearted and having fun with them
Vincent's Picks
3/31/20 6:39pm
Some kids really enjoy having an extra fun dad. Others not so much.
ditch
3/31/20 7:02pm
I usually show my kids my love by loving them, not feeding them raw eggs
Backcountry
3/31/20 8:15pm
Just checked... Daughter says she loves me. What a total sucker.
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3/31/20 11:43pm
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