I've battered my dad with sarcastic rhetoric pretty much non-stop the last month. I can't even count the number of times my dad has texted all of us kids to let us know he got another couple packages of TP if any of us need some. Him and my mom are empty nesters, and probably have 12 Costco TP packages in his ridiculously large storage room right now.

My parents are those people who have always had a year supply of pretty much everything. They have probably upped it to a 2 - 1 1/2 year supply in the last month.