My mission companion when a big truck loaded with rednecks drove through taking a left turn. As they drove by they threw drinks at us and yelled JEHOVA!!!
There was a center median on the other side and the driver took the turn too sharp slamming the median and wrecking the drive train and front suspension.
When the signal changes we walked through the intersection. My comp was a tiny magician from Pennsylvania. As we walked by he made a pass along card appear and handed it to one of the guys in the back of the truck.
It was a lot more funny than a scary.