Some kid wants to kill himself but goes skiing instead

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Oct 18, 2020
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The plot of your favorite movie described as boringly as possible in 80 char's:

LeftOfNormal

10/18/20 5:40pm

A man with a speech impediment unexpectedly has to take over the family business

LeftOfNormal

10/18/20 5:40pm

A kid drives 88mph in DeLorean to meet dad and mom

WDaddy

10/18/20 5:41pm

Farmer cuts down some corn and watches baseball

LiveCoug

10/18/20 5:42pm

That sounds more exciting than the actual movie tbh

DieHarder

10/18/20 5:43pm

RE: That sounds more exciting than the actual movie tbh

LiveCoug

10/18/20 5:45pm

A guy named Bernie died.

ballen

10/18/20 5:43pm

Or, a guy named Bernie imprisoned.

LeftOfNormal

10/18/20 5:56pm

Little hairy guy has to drop a magic ring into lava in a mountain. Others help.

Traveshamockery

10/18/20 5:43pm

Youth inherits uncle's ring, takes friends hiking for several years, drops ring

LeftOfNormal

10/18/20 5:51pm

A man dreams he is dreaming.

ChiCityCoug

10/18/20 5:44pm

Guy in hat likes to collect old things.

cougaman

10/18/20 5:44pm

Two hockey loving brothers save their town from drinking tainted beer

Busiturtle

10/18/20 5:45pm

Struggling boxer finds love in a pet shop while working out in a meat factory.

kcca

10/18/20 5:45pm

Some kid wants to kill himself but goes skiing instead

jes2332

10/18/20 5:46pm

Lonely man farms potatoes using his own feces as fertilizer.

cheezedawg

10/18/20 5:46pm

A professor reads his dad’s journal then looks for a cup

bruincoug

10/18/20 5:46pm

Husband just wants wife to admit she was wrong for moving to California

TNT

10/18/20 5:46pm

Teenager makes out with his sister and tries to kill his Dad

2FarGone

10/18/20 5:47pm

that's supposed to sound boring?

cougaman

10/18/20 5:52pm

Far enough, how about this one? Chosen one meets green muppet who hates chicken fingers.

2FarGone

10/18/20 5:56pm

I'm not getting either of these movie references

cougaman

10/18/20 5:57pm

Search your feelings...

Faceman

10/18/20 6:00pm

Yeah, that should have been more obvious.

cougaman

10/18/20 6:01pm

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KingDave

10/18/20 5:53pm

A jury deliberates

Tare

10/18/20 5:47pm

Teenager stays home from school sick.

cougaman

10/18/20 5:48pm

Great movie!

ChiCityCoug

10/18/20 5:49pm

ET. Good call

LiveCoug

10/18/20 5:50pm

Dude crawls through five football fields of crap.

Manti

10/18/20 5:48pm

Speed

jamalccc

10/18/20 5:49pm

A man refuses to run a race on Sunday so he runs another race on Tuesday

Busiturtle

10/18/20 5:50pm

A truck driver in Chinatown is in the right place at the right time to be the hero

Texas Hammer

10/18/20 5:50pm

Some women steal the Mayor’s truck and pick up a hitchhiker on their road trip.

Bandit

10/18/20 5:50pm

A small person with a ring hikes to a volcano.

Harbinger

10/18/20 5:51pm

breakfast with adolescents

Samuel Hall Society

10/18/20 5:51pm

Guy that thinks he's cool, mouths off in school, plays some volleyball, rides

cougaman

10/18/20 5:51pm

Impressive that you got all that in 80 characters

LiveCoug

10/18/20 5:53pm

I read it as 80s movie at first, should have read it more clearly. Some of the

cougaman

10/18/20 5:55pm

Grandfather reads book to sick grandchild

DKN

10/18/20 5:51pm

Two hapless fellows accidentally steal some money they're trying to return.

Harbinger

10/18/20 5:52pm

A dad goes on a long flight to save his kids. He uses Morse code to talk to them

KingDave

10/18/20 5:52pm

Teenagers spend Saturday in detention

HuskerFan2

10/18/20 5:53pm

Fighter jet pilot flies fighter jet.

Harbinger

10/18/20 5:53pm

An accountant spends time living in a prison with a man who can get things.

idcougarfan

10/18/20 5:54pm

Man goes to Christmas party and meets some Germans.

Faceman

10/18/20 5:54pm

A grandpa reads a story to his sick grandkid.

Cougarrr

10/18/20 5:54pm

Man creates dinosaurs, abandons them on island.

Harbinger

10/18/20 5:54pm

Boy is beat up by his dad after ditching his friends to hang out in a swamp

HuskerFan2

10/18/20 5:55pm

Boy then ditches friends again to reconcile with his dad.

HuskerFan2

10/18/20 6:01pm

People watch a guy live his life on TV until he's not on TV anymore.

durandal

10/18/20 5:55pm

A bomber crew completed it's mission. They didn't die. The crew went home.

KingDave

10/18/20 5:55pm

Scientists breed reptiles, power goes out, scientists turn it back on & leave.

ebv

10/18/20 5:56pm

Some Jewish people sing and dance. Some girls get married. Dad wants to be rich.

StutterOfTheCougar

10/18/20 5:58pm

Grown man with 3rd-grade intellect offers chocolate to stranger on a park bench.

garyfan

10/18/20 5:59pm

A man chauffeurs an elderly woman until she gets dementia

Busiturtle

10/18/20 6:00pm

Two people try to deliver a message in 1917.

Cougarrr

10/18/20 6:01pm

Woman returns to hometown from big city for Christmas. Unlikely romance ensues

Ojiisan

10/18/20 6:01pm

He said one movie

Cougarrr

10/18/20 6:02pm

Which of the 17 dozen Hallmark movies is that? 😃

LeftOfNormal

10/18/20 6:02pm

The one where she is a big city magazine editor, her ex fiance who she left

Ojiisan

10/18/20 6:07pm

Man uses spoon in prison, leaves after a long time.

TheBlueCougar

10/18/20 6:02pm

Uncle babysits his nieces and nephew

Cougarrr

10/18/20 6:06pm

Lawyer questions a witness.

cougaman

10/18/20 6:07pm

Witness talks about walls.

ebv

10/18/20 6:07pm

A daydreamer rides a skateboard and ends up on the cover of a magazine.

Oceanographer

10/18/20 6:08pm

Town idiot wanders aimlessly through life. Still wins.

HuskerFan2

10/18/20 6:08pm

Struggling boxer chases chickens and learns to read to prepare for big fight.

kcca

10/18/20 6:08pm

2 guys run on beach in short shorts & tank tops, hug each other, dance shirtless

cougaman

10/18/20 6:13pm

Man buys woman for 10 cows. Woman is happy.

CasualFan

10/18/20 6:08pm

Teacher inspires class of boys to truly live life, but one instead kills himself

gaspasscoug

10/18/20 6:10pm

Spoiler

Tare

10/18/20 6:20pm

Batteries go bad

Cougarrr

10/18/20 6:10pm

(Any guesses?)

Cougarrr

10/18/20 6:32pm

Star Trek IV?

Faceman

10/18/20 6:51pm

matrix?

StutterOfTheCougar

10/18/20 7:19pm

Dude goes to prison. Has a difficult time but survives making friends.

Idahofallsblue

10/18/20 6:11pm

big shark eats people, sinks boat, scared seasick sheriff blows up shark.

zephyr

10/18/20 6:12pm

Guy goes fishing, doesn't catch fish.

cougaman

10/18/20 6:15pm

Man evades and solves murderous plot all while thinking it's street theatre.

fldnstrm

10/18/20 6:13pm

Successful boxer loses fight after drunk breaks a pinball machine and coach dies

kcca

10/18/20 6:18pm

Boxer climbs mountain and defeats communisim

Tare

10/18/20 6:22pm

Newspaper boy wants his two dollars

Coug98

10/18/20 6:20pm

RE: Newspaper boy wants his two dollars

Squeegee

10/18/20 6:22pm

LoL...it’s not my favorite but I couldn’t help it!

Coug98

10/18/20 6:28pm

Depressed teenager tries to make the ski team, doesn't pay the paper boy $2

Squeegee

10/18/20 6:21pm

2 good work friends do some stuff and a low level boxer does some other stuff

A_blue_car

10/18/20 6:22pm

Retired boxer comes out of retirement to make speech to Soviet leadership.

kcca

10/18/20 6:26pm

Group of nerds steal something important from someone the leader used to know

Squeegee

10/18/20 6:27pm

Idahoan with chapped lips feeds llama, plays tetherball, dances, and eats tots.

d-coug

10/18/20 6:28pm

Large worms try to find snacks

Chasicle

10/18/20 6:29pm

It never happened.

kcca

10/18/20 6:31pm

Man mumbles a lot, drives fast cars and steals stuff with family.

supertux

10/18/20 6:41pm

A family sings at music festivals and goes for a mountain hike.

Busiturtle

10/18/20 6:44pm

A man defends his cousin in court after he was accused of being a Yewt... excuse me... a youth.

BW84

10/18/20 6:48pm

A boy rides a big wheel in an empty hotel while his dad plays with a typewriter.

ReyOso

10/18/20 6:48pm

Archeologist finds a box in the desert. It gets put in another box later on.

HuskerFan2

10/18/20 7:26pm

Son comes home from school to help dad in his Senate election campaign.

Y-Zag

10/18/20 7:40pm

Government employee given an extremely difficult job and his boss tasks another team to do the same thing.

SpiffCoug

10/18/20 7:51pm

A Scottish man strongly disagrees with English hegemony.

Homercles

10/19/20 12:23pm

RE: A Scottish man strongly disagrees with English hegemony.

cheezedawg

10/19/20 12:25pm

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