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Oct 18, 2020
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Squeegee
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Depressed teenager tries to make the ski team, doesn't pay the paper boy $2
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The plot of your favorite movie described as boringly as possible in 80 char's:
LeftOfNormal
10/18/20 5:40pm
A man with a speech impediment unexpectedly has to take over the family business
LeftOfNormal
10/18/20 5:40pm
A kid drives 88mph in DeLorean to meet dad and mom
WDaddy
10/18/20 5:41pm
Farmer cuts down some corn and watches baseball
LiveCoug
10/18/20 5:42pm
That sounds more exciting than the actual movie tbh
DieHarder
10/18/20 5:43pm
RE: That sounds more exciting than the actual movie tbh
LiveCoug
10/18/20 5:45pm
A guy named Bernie died.
ballen
10/18/20 5:43pm
Or, a guy named Bernie imprisoned.
LeftOfNormal
10/18/20 5:56pm
Little hairy guy has to drop a magic ring into lava in a mountain. Others help.
Traveshamockery
10/18/20 5:43pm
Youth inherits uncle's ring, takes friends hiking for several years, drops ring
LeftOfNormal
10/18/20 5:51pm
A man dreams he is dreaming.
ChiCityCoug
10/18/20 5:44pm
Guy in hat likes to collect old things.
cougaman
10/18/20 5:44pm
Two hockey loving brothers save their town from drinking tainted beer
Busiturtle
10/18/20 5:45pm
Struggling boxer finds love in a pet shop while working out in a meat factory.
kcca
10/18/20 5:45pm
Some kid wants to kill himself but goes skiing instead
jes2332
10/18/20 5:46pm
Lonely man farms potatoes using his own feces as fertilizer.
cheezedawg
10/18/20 5:46pm
A professor reads his dad’s journal then looks for a cup
bruincoug
10/18/20 5:46pm
Husband just wants wife to admit she was wrong for moving to California
TNT
10/18/20 5:46pm
Teenager makes out with his sister and tries to kill his Dad
2FarGone
10/18/20 5:47pm
that's supposed to sound boring?
cougaman
10/18/20 5:52pm
Far enough, how about this one? Chosen one meets green muppet who hates chicken fingers.
2FarGone
10/18/20 5:56pm
I'm not getting either of these movie references
cougaman
10/18/20 5:57pm
Search your feelings...
Faceman
10/18/20 6:00pm
Yeah, that should have been more obvious.
cougaman
10/18/20 6:01pm
<< Deleted >>
KingDave
10/18/20 5:53pm
A jury deliberates
Tare
10/18/20 5:47pm
Teenager stays home from school sick.
cougaman
10/18/20 5:48pm
Great movie!
ChiCityCoug
10/18/20 5:49pm
ET. Good call
LiveCoug
10/18/20 5:50pm
Dude crawls through five football fields of crap.
Manti
10/18/20 5:48pm
Speed
jamalccc
10/18/20 5:49pm
A man refuses to run a race on Sunday so he runs another race on Tuesday
Busiturtle
10/18/20 5:50pm
A truck driver in Chinatown is in the right place at the right time to be the hero
Texas Hammer
10/18/20 5:50pm
Some women steal the Mayor’s truck and pick up a hitchhiker on their road trip.
Bandit
10/18/20 5:50pm
A small person with a ring hikes to a volcano.
Harbinger
10/18/20 5:51pm
breakfast with adolescents
Samuel Hall Society
10/18/20 5:51pm
Guy that thinks he's cool, mouths off in school, plays some volleyball, rides
cougaman
10/18/20 5:51pm
Impressive that you got all that in 80 characters
LiveCoug
10/18/20 5:53pm
I read it as 80s movie at first, should have read it more clearly. Some of the
cougaman
10/18/20 5:55pm
Grandfather reads book to sick grandchild
DKN
10/18/20 5:51pm
Two hapless fellows accidentally steal some money they're trying to return.
Harbinger
10/18/20 5:52pm
A dad goes on a long flight to save his kids. He uses Morse code to talk to them
KingDave
10/18/20 5:52pm
Teenagers spend Saturday in detention
HuskerFan2
10/18/20 5:53pm
Fighter jet pilot flies fighter jet.
Harbinger
10/18/20 5:53pm
An accountant spends time living in a prison with a man who can get things.
idcougarfan
10/18/20 5:54pm
Man goes to Christmas party and meets some Germans.
Faceman
10/18/20 5:54pm
A grandpa reads a story to his sick grandkid.
Cougarrr
10/18/20 5:54pm
Man creates dinosaurs, abandons them on island.
Harbinger
10/18/20 5:54pm
Boy is beat up by his dad after ditching his friends to hang out in a swamp
HuskerFan2
10/18/20 5:55pm
Boy then ditches friends again to reconcile with his dad.
HuskerFan2
10/18/20 6:01pm
People watch a guy live his life on TV until he's not on TV anymore.
durandal
10/18/20 5:55pm
A bomber crew completed it's mission. They didn't die. The crew went home.
KingDave
10/18/20 5:55pm
Scientists breed reptiles, power goes out, scientists turn it back on & leave.
ebv
10/18/20 5:56pm
Some Jewish people sing and dance. Some girls get married. Dad wants to be rich.
StutterOfTheCougar
10/18/20 5:58pm
Grown man with 3rd-grade intellect offers chocolate to stranger on a park bench.
garyfan
10/18/20 5:59pm
A man chauffeurs an elderly woman until she gets dementia
Busiturtle
10/18/20 6:00pm
Two people try to deliver a message in 1917.
Cougarrr
10/18/20 6:01pm
Woman returns to hometown from big city for Christmas. Unlikely romance ensues
Ojiisan
10/18/20 6:01pm
He said one movie
Cougarrr
10/18/20 6:02pm
Which of the 17 dozen Hallmark movies is that? 😃
LeftOfNormal
10/18/20 6:02pm
The one where she is a big city magazine editor, her ex fiance who she left
Ojiisan
10/18/20 6:07pm
Man uses spoon in prison, leaves after a long time.
TheBlueCougar
10/18/20 6:02pm
Uncle babysits his nieces and nephew
Cougarrr
10/18/20 6:06pm
Lawyer questions a witness.
cougaman
10/18/20 6:07pm
Witness talks about walls.
ebv
10/18/20 6:07pm
A daydreamer rides a skateboard and ends up on the cover of a magazine.
Oceanographer
10/18/20 6:08pm
Town idiot wanders aimlessly through life. Still wins.
HuskerFan2
10/18/20 6:08pm
Struggling boxer chases chickens and learns to read to prepare for big fight.
kcca
10/18/20 6:08pm
2 guys run on beach in short shorts & tank tops, hug each other, dance shirtless
cougaman
10/18/20 6:13pm
Man buys woman for 10 cows. Woman is happy.
CasualFan
10/18/20 6:08pm
Teacher inspires class of boys to truly live life, but one instead kills himself
gaspasscoug
10/18/20 6:10pm
Spoiler
Tare
10/18/20 6:20pm
Batteries go bad
Cougarrr
10/18/20 6:10pm
(Any guesses?)
Cougarrr
10/18/20 6:32pm
Star Trek IV?
Faceman
10/18/20 6:51pm
matrix?
StutterOfTheCougar
10/18/20 7:19pm
Dude goes to prison. Has a difficult time but survives making friends.
Idahofallsblue
10/18/20 6:11pm
big shark eats people, sinks boat, scared seasick sheriff blows up shark.
zephyr
10/18/20 6:12pm
Guy goes fishing, doesn't catch fish.
cougaman
10/18/20 6:15pm
Man evades and solves murderous plot all while thinking it's street theatre.
fldnstrm
10/18/20 6:13pm
Successful boxer loses fight after drunk breaks a pinball machine and coach dies
kcca
10/18/20 6:18pm
Boxer climbs mountain and defeats communisim
Tare
10/18/20 6:22pm
Newspaper boy wants his two dollars
Coug98
10/18/20 6:20pm
RE: Newspaper boy wants his two dollars
Squeegee
10/18/20 6:22pm
LoL...it’s not my favorite but I couldn’t help it!
Coug98
10/18/20 6:28pm
Depressed teenager tries to make the ski team, doesn't pay the paper boy $2
Squeegee
10/18/20 6:21pm
2 good work friends do some stuff and a low level boxer does some other stuff
A_blue_car
10/18/20 6:22pm
Retired boxer comes out of retirement to make speech to Soviet leadership.
kcca
10/18/20 6:26pm
Group of nerds steal something important from someone the leader used to know
Squeegee
10/18/20 6:27pm
Idahoan with chapped lips feeds llama, plays tetherball, dances, and eats tots.
d-coug
10/18/20 6:28pm
Large worms try to find snacks
Chasicle
10/18/20 6:29pm
It never happened.
kcca
10/18/20 6:31pm
Man mumbles a lot, drives fast cars and steals stuff with family.
supertux
10/18/20 6:41pm
A family sings at music festivals and goes for a mountain hike.
Busiturtle
10/18/20 6:44pm
A man defends his cousin in court after he was accused of being a Yewt... excuse me... a youth.
BW84
10/18/20 6:48pm
A boy rides a big wheel in an empty hotel while his dad plays with a typewriter.
ReyOso
10/18/20 6:48pm
Archeologist finds a box in the desert. It gets put in another box later on.
HuskerFan2
10/18/20 7:26pm
Son comes home from school to help dad in his Senate election campaign.
Y-Zag
10/18/20 7:40pm
Government employee given an extremely difficult job and his boss tasks another team to do the same thing.
SpiffCoug
10/18/20 7:51pm
A Scottish man strongly disagrees with English hegemony.
Homercles
10/19/20 12:23pm
RE: A Scottish man strongly disagrees with English hegemony.
cheezedawg
10/19/20 12:25pm
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