I feel dirty just reading that. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

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Nov 30, 2020
4:48:15pm

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Zaphod

Previous username: Fetch
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Last login: May 7, 2024
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I feel dirty

Springirl

11/30/20 4:27pm

Why did you get him a yewt hoodie?

I'mYourHuckleberry

11/30/20 4:29pm

Break it off....NOW!

RH84025

11/30/20 4:29pm

RE: I feel dirty

braddahmike

11/30/20 4:29pm

Surely there is a worthy BYU fan for you

DodgerMike

11/30/20 4:30pm

TNT is still available

cougarfann888

11/30/20 4:34pm

But finding one who isn't also a major doofus is a bit tougher.

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:37pm

All the cool kids say things like "major doofus" too, so clearly Utah fans have

Lieutenant America

11/30/20 5:41pm

RE: But finding one who isn't also a major doofus is a bit tougher.

TailgateU

11/30/20 5:57pm

I've dated four BYU fans and none worked out

Springirl

11/30/20 4:40pm

He sounds like a Ute fan who cheers for Utah. I don't want you to get too confused about that. 😉

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:42pm

RE: He sounds like a Ute fan who cheers for Utah. I don't want you to get too

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:47pm

This is how it starts - lowering your standards. Eventually you'll find yourself

tcherrin

11/30/20 6:41pm

And probably married to the town 🥴

Nat Gas Man

11/30/20 6:46pm

Married to a Ute for 15 years. Here is what you can expect:

anonymous37

11/30/20 7:08pm

We are here for you.

DodgerMike

11/30/20 7:36pm

RE: I feel dirty

Geldir

11/30/20 4:31pm

get him a Utah State hoodie and tell him you thought they were the same thing

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:31pm

Or maybe Miami and tell him you thought he said he want a U hoodie

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:36pm

I’m a hack

A Drew Aitch

11/30/20 4:37pm

This would actually be an awesome prank

Alpi Gusto

12/1/20 10:43am

My sister (Cougar) married a Ute. She was in charge of dressing the kids for a U

TailgateU

12/1/20 11:40am

Digging that hole even deeper won't get you out.

BlueVU

11/30/20 4:32pm

If he was an alcoholic would you have bought him some Jack Daniels? You’re enabling his bad habit.

DieHarder

11/30/20 4:32pm

Some website visits need to be discussed with a bishop. This is one of them.

4th and Niner

11/30/20 4:32pm

I hope it was the quest for perfection version

11/30/20 4:33pm

Or get him a hoodie from the REAL 'U'

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:33pm

Gross bruh

IndepYndent

11/30/20 4:36pm

I didn't say I liked em...but it's better than a Yewt hoodie

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:37pm

Debatable - Miami fans are pure he!!

IndepYndent

11/30/20 4:44pm

This is like a flaxen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

Tokolosh

11/30/20 4:36pm

RE: This is like a fallen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

Frank Castiglione

11/30/20 4:38pm

I had to borrow a tshirt from him the other day

Springirl

11/30/20 4:43pm

RE: This is like a flaxen cord... we slowly drape them around your shoulders.

squidmark

11/30/20 5:33pm

My uncle and aunt are in their 70's and one still cheers for BYU and the other

CougarTailDevourer

11/30/20 5:33pm

Biggest flaw? Are you sure? Have you had the toilet talk yet and made sure he

CouchPotato

11/30/20 4:37pm

you should pay attention to how he makes you feel.

Cougarclaw

11/30/20 4:39pm

I don't know how you do it

LPcoug

11/30/20 4:45pm

My dad said the other day “you must really like him if you’re still dating him

Springirl

11/30/20 4:50pm

He does that now...

TheAirForceCoug

12/1/20 11:06pm

There has to be one BYU fan out there you could date.....right?

WJCougar

11/30/20 4:46pm

I’ve tried multiple times, but no luck 🤷‍♀️

Springirl

11/30/20 4:53pm

Keep trying! There are some things you shouldn't compromise on.

dryflycoug

11/30/20 5:58pm

Doesn't even have to be BYU. There's a lot of other teams that would be neutral

Wyomingite

11/30/20 5:20pm

I feel dirty just reading that. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Zaphod

11/30/20 4:48pm

My FIL/MIL bought all the kids and grandkids a BYU hoodie one year for Christmas

Division Bell

11/30/20 4:50pm

Did you at least get him a size too small...

Housemartin

11/30/20 5:03pm

Guys - ease up! She can talk to her bishop and hopefully repent... somehow.

Choke

11/30/20 5:13pm

As the prophet Isaiah said,

IdahoCoug

11/30/20 5:24pm

It's not to late to get out.

slowhiteguy

11/30/20 5:20pm

My wife is a Ute. I've visited said website, felt the same grossness.

OldFogey

11/30/20 6:06pm

Dump him! DKN FTW!!!

deliciousmocha

11/30/20 6:11pm

Let me introduce you to TNT. TNT...Springirl. Springirl...TNT. If it works

Thrill

11/30/20 6:31pm

Legit question, why is he a ute fan?

SoValleyCOUG

11/30/20 6:36pm

Honestly if he's a ute fan becasue he hates BYU, proceed with caution.

SoValleyCOUG

11/30/20 7:30pm

He legitimately enjoys watching them play football 🤷‍♀️

Springirl

12/1/20 9:16am

Stay true blue!

SoValleyCOUG

12/1/20 11:22pm

Well, one day per year spent on opposite ends of the country isn't all that bad.

squidmark

12/2/20 5:57am

I literally broke up with a lady once because she was a Utah fan

tcherrin

11/30/20 6:38pm

I friend of mine married a Ute fan....he looks happy...

WJCougar

11/30/20 6:43pm

We watched a BYU-Utah basketball game together

tcherrin

11/30/20 7:20pm

I married a Ute. She’s amazing.

(Private)

11/30/20 7:16pm

Everyone giving her crap for not dating a BYU fan like she doesn’t see what we’re like every single day on CB.

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