The CFP committee prefers baths
The CFP committee farts in elevators
The CFP committee thinks Chick-Fil-A is just okay.
The CFP committee takes their shoes off on airplanes.
The CFP committee has never been west of Kansas City
Jeff Grimes mustache gives him super powers
Harvey Unga can speak Emoji
Boney Fuller is watching
Coastal may be a bunch of chanticleers, but they ain't chicken (like the PAC)