bride out for a nice breakfast at Denny's in SLC. A nice lady who, guessing by her size, was a regular Denny's customer, was sitting all by her lonesome self across from us getting ready to plow through a tall stack of pancakes. After dousing them in syrup, she took a long glare at the syrup dripping down the front of the syrup dispenser, and then proceeded to lick the syrup dispenser from bottom to top in a very lustful manner while looking at me directly in the eyes.

I've never been back to a Denny's since.