I helped my elderly neighbor set up her wireless printer yesterday. She's been

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Apr 4, 2021
7:10:25am

The Machine All-American

frustrated because she can't print her emails. Why, old people? Why?

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The Machine

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IF YOU USE AN AUTOMATIC SIGNATURE ON YOUR EMAILS AND HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING

The Machine

4/4/21 7:00am

What if you use all caps in your signature?

CBaass

4/4/21 7:01am

That too. Yet another glaring omission from me.

The Machine

4/4/21 7:03am

My favorite is a one line email with two paragraphs of legal disclaimers below.

ProvoSpain

4/4/21 7:05am

I think for most people those are automatically added, not optional.

Mrs Featerbottom

4/4/21 8:17am

“🌱 Please consider the environment before printing this email.”

Mike Honcho

4/4/21 7:08am

Worked on a project with some paper guys once

Gustav

4/4/21 7:09am

Scranton?

Ojiisan

4/4/21 7:22am

Paper may be, but printer ink is liquid gold. And every time you print,

Cougarclaw

4/4/21 7:40am

I helped my elderly neighbor set up her wireless printer yesterday. She's been

The Machine

4/4/21 7:10am

Worst: jpeg or logo in signature that appears as an attachment in outlook.

RugbyCoug

4/4/21 7:24am

Yes! I hate that so much.

Jay Rick

4/4/21 8:49am

“Sent from my rotary phone”

bruincoug

4/4/21 7:30am

That made me laugh!

rerunc

4/4/21 8:14am

What if you have a latin or pseudo latin phrase as your signature?

Y-Zag

4/4/21 8:37am

Melius abundare quam deficere

yahtzee

4/4/21 9:28am

Ostpay Ochay Ergotay Opterpray Ochay -eudopsay atinlay?

bruincoug

4/4/21 10:02am

mutato nomine de te fabula narratur

yahtzee

4/4/21 10:25am

quando omni flunkus moritati

Y-Zag

4/4/21 10:31am

RE: quando omni flunkus moritati

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