1. I don't know you, but in my basement you are a moron.
2. We don't know each other so...shut up.
3. I want to be liked and approve of everything you say.
4. No Comment as I may be banned from this event for 4 hours.
5. I really am here to attend a bar-mitzvah in a different room but crashed your event to see the fights
6. I am not El Jefe, so please do not throw food or drink at me.
7. Honest I am not a UTE fan trolling a BYU fan event.
8. Now that we've met, Like(_) Thumbs-up (_) Call a Psychologist Fast (_)
9. Once again, the point spread is about evening the money line, not an actual prediction of the score.
10. What stays in Vegas does not include communicable diseases, unintended pregnancies or grounds for divorce.