horseback riding trip. About half way through the ride, the guide stops us in a bit of a panic and tells us to look to the left and see a grizzly bear looking at us. I am the only one (besides the guide) who has any horse riding experience so I am trying to figure out what to do with the kids if the bear attacks. I assume we should be as quiet as possible.

Then behind me I hear my buddy "We are on a horseback ride in Wyoming period. There is a giant grizzly bear about 10 yards away period. I am getting ready to pee my pants period." The idiot is voice texting someone giving them a play by play.