Hey, if I catch the poop before it hits the grass then I don't have to disinfect

Jun 14, 2021
11:24:32am

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the lawn afterward. It's much more hygienic that way. Also, the poor little guy can't walk very fast with his tiny legs, so please show some understanding if we want to take our little guy on family walks.

But why won't you shake my hand?

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POLL: Would you give up your dog for 1 million dollars?

LiveCoug

6/13/21 7:18pm

I’d give up all the dogs in the world for 1 million dollars.

DieHarder

6/13/21 7:19pm

Heck I’d even take just $500,000 for all the cats.

BYUforlife

6/13/21 7:48pm

I'd give $500 to have all cats gone.

ordinary tri guy

6/13/21 8:22pm

Why are you so cheap? Worth way more than $500.

TailgateU

6/14/21 11:21am

how about how much we would pay to have the neighbor's barking dogs 'disapeared'

Pangare

6/14/21 12:47pm

To a loving home? To death? To the wild?

Medute

6/13/21 7:19pm

Think of the most horrible scenario you can, nothing but a stream of YES!

JackStack

6/13/21 7:21pm

Then no. My kids are old enough that it would cause serious strain and heartache

Medute

6/13/21 7:32pm

Wouldn't even wonder about it

fattycoug

6/13/21 8:01pm

I openly mock anybody who wouldn’t

Social Distance

6/13/21 7:21pm

Board name checks out.

Jelly Man

6/13/21 7:25pm

Lol of course. You’d have to be a psycho not to…..my neighbor who pushes his dog

kotacoug

6/13/21 7:24pm

He does what? 😂

bluecougar1985

6/13/21 7:27pm

Yes you read that correctly…. Which point is more emasculating….

kotacoug

6/13/21 7:31pm

Why tho

YIsForBrigham

6/13/21 7:59pm

You’re a better man than me. I’d go out of my way to walk over to him while he's

m0resn0w

6/13/21 8:00pm

Hey, if I catch the poop before it hits the grass then I don't have to disinfect

TailgateU

6/14/21 11:24am

I would eat my dog for a million dollars.

Hambone

6/13/21 7:27pm

kimchi dupe?

TNT

6/13/21 7:28pm

Made kimchi stew last night w/ pork. Bet dog would have been just as good, maybe better.

Soupie

6/13/21 7:38pm

*$1,000

Backcountry

6/13/21 9:30pm

Crazy that 10% of people would slave away at work for 10+ extra years

wannnacruise

6/13/21 7:27pm

You meant 10 months… right?

bluecougar1985

6/13/21 7:28pm

Go ahead and mock me. I’m one of those who wouldn’t.

Jelly Man

6/13/21 7:27pm

Hey no worries. This is CB. You'll be mocked either way

TNT

6/13/21 7:29pm

<< Deleted >>

Ssebo

6/13/21 7:29pm

RE: If your dogs death would save the life of a child would you kill it?

bluecougar1985

6/13/21 7:30pm

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Ssebo

6/13/21 7:31pm

I dont believe you.

Backcountry

6/13/21 7:45pm

It really depends on what happens to my dog.

Jelly Man

6/13/21 8:39pm

RE: It really depends on what happens to my dog.

Backcountry

6/13/21 9:31pm

You're going to lose the dog to natural (or unnatural) causes, anyway. May as

fattycoug

6/13/21 8:04pm

Do I need to get a dog first?

LaserCoug

6/13/21 7:28pm

I would for like $1.1M less than that.

Skeeziks

6/13/21 7:29pm

I've had my dog for 4 days. So, a 1/4 million per day. . .on the other hand. . .

ReyOso

6/13/21 7:39pm

Nope. $1 million isn’t enough. My dog is awesome

letthewookieewin

6/13/21 7:45pm

Thats a lie

Backcountry

6/13/21 7:45pm

RE: Thats a lie

letthewookieewin

6/13/21 7:47pm

My niece caused some commotion in her family because she wanted her dog to walk

kotacoug

6/13/21 8:07pm

I would disown her

fattycoug

6/13/21 8:29pm

Just texted the family asking them this question. Their replies:

m0resn0w

6/13/21 8:16pm

As a huge animal lover and dog owner of a beloved pup, all this poll tells is that there are at least 20 millionaires

Cougar Jazz Fan

6/13/21 8:55pm

Or that think their dogs are immortal. Gonna lose them anyway, man, take the $$$

fattycoug

6/13/21 11:23pm

Remember that Budweiser commercial where the guy signs a big contract and then sees somebody with a Bud Light.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

6/13/21 8:58pm

In a second.

RockyBalboa

6/13/21 9:05pm

I would give up my wife's dog for one dollar.

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