RE: Cake is simply an inferior dessert. Give me pie, brownies, cookies, heck,

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Jun 16, 2021
2:03:38am

JoeMamaBesser Starter

RE: Cake is simply an inferior dessert. Give me pie, brownies, cookies, heck,

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Cake is simply an inferior dessert. Give me pie, brownies, cookies, heck, even

Jay Rick

6/15/21 11:32pm

You forgot ice cream.

garyfan

6/15/21 11:33pm

My number one dessert, what I’ll have on a birthday, is brownies with ice cream.

Jay Rick

6/15/21 11:36pm

I want to agree, but strawberry shortcake or flourless chocolate cake is goooood

Spine

6/15/21 11:36pm

Haven’t had good cake I guess? Many cakes suck though.

grosven

6/15/21 11:47pm

Opposite. My wife is an amazing baker. Also we live right by a very good

Jay Rick

6/16/21 7:03am

Absolutely. Pies are so much better. Like Sour Cream and Raisin Pie. So good.

CDV

6/15/21 11:48pm

Especially cheesecake. Keep cheese out of my desserts!

Jazzyturtle

6/15/21 11:51pm

mmmm... turtle cheesecake

ColoSpgs

6/15/21 11:55pm

I do not like cheesecake

grosven

6/16/21 12:43am

Me either. Not good at all

6/16/21 5:08am

I count cheesecake as a separate thing. Love cheesecake. Basically a slab of

Jay Rick

6/16/21 7:03am

RE: Cake is simply an inferior dessert. Give me pie, brownies, cookies, heck,

6/16/21 2:03am

In general American cakes suck, but other countries do it much better

lilpenny

6/16/21 4:39am

That may explain why they eat "bolos" for breakfast.

ReyOso

6/16/21 7:48am

Only good with cream and berries.

unctoothman

6/16/21 6:22am

I have a birthday banana cream pie each year as I don't care for cake at all

Fdnman

6/16/21 6:28am

When my wife says she loves a good cake, she really means . . .

ReyOso

6/16/21 6:55am

Exactly. Which is why I love cheesecake. It’s a slab of cream cheese frosting.

Jay Rick

6/16/21 7:04am

I generally agree wrt cakes, but I've had some exceptions.

ReyOso

6/16/21 7:22am

So many bad opinions on this site.

BYUHawk

6/16/21 7:00am

No cake hatred from me. I enjoy it. It’s just not as good as pie or brownies.

Jay Rick

6/16/21 7:04am

More a response to the overall conversations and general cake hate from

BYUHawk

6/16/21 7:08am

Personally I am not a big chocolate fan and hate a ton of sweet icing, which

Fdnman

6/16/21 7:12am

I used to have the same opinion about carrot cake.

ReyOso

6/16/21 7:35am

I used to agree with you. Then I had real cake...

idacoug

6/16/21 7:22am

It's just easier to make a decent pie from scratch.

ReyOso

6/16/21 7:36am

I want to be at a dessert bar with all of you. More cake for me!!!

A_blue_car

6/16/21 7:33am

Ice cream cake

Zilog

6/16/21 7:57am

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