I want to make money by watching Seinfeld.
I want a six-pack without exercising.
I want the Utah Jazz to win a championship, and then suddenly become the hot destination for every big-name free agent.
I want California to secede from the union.
I want Mitt Romney and the ghost of LaVell Edwards to win the 2024 presidency.
I want to discover the world's largest reserve of oil in my back yard.
I want Gen Z to stop wearing socks with sandals and using the word "slaps."
I want pop music to start including killer saxophone solos again.

I could go on, but I think you get my point.