Texas must have offered him two towel girls instead of just the typical one.

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Jan 19, 2022
11:35:22am

MasterLump All-American

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MasterLump

Previous username: InterglutealCleft
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Joined: Sep 5, 2007
Last login: May 1, 2024
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I didn't see it posted yet, but it looks like Gary Patterson has joined the Texas Longhorn staff under Sarkisian. They

CLCougar All-American

1/19/22 11:29am

RE: I didn't see it posted yet, but it looks like Gary Patterson has joined the

ebv

1/19/22 11:32am

RE: I didn't see it posted yet, but it looks like Gary Patterson has joined the

Sea Chicken

1/19/22 11:34am

Texas must have offered him two towel girls instead of just the typical one.

MasterLump

1/19/22 11:35am

Moves like this just baffle me. Why take the headache and stress if youre him?

DiamondMo

1/19/22 11:35am

Oh he has something else in his life.

crack

1/19/22 11:45am

Not gonna lie, his voice is surprisingly...not bad.

Mister P

1/19/22 11:54am

Just an off the field assistant. So game and practice prep, talent eval. Nothing on game day allowed.

Turnpike Lane

1/19/22 11:37am

He'll be good at talent eval

HiLife

1/19/22 11:43am

RE: I didn't see it posted yet, but it looks like Gary Patterson has joined the

Mister P

1/19/22 11:52am

Off field role will be backup singer at the team's favorite karaoke bar.

Les IsMore

1/19/22 1:09pm

Sark handles the O and Patterson handles the D. Sounds like a good thing

BYU Grounds

1/19/22 3:16pm

RE: Sark handles the O and Patterson handles the D. Sounds like a good thing

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