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May 18, 2022
3:01
:30
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Ham
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Got dandruff and some of it itches!
Or: Got down and sat on a bench!
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Time
Best euphemisms you heard from your grandparents/elders growing up?
RealSimsShadY
5/18/22 2:51pm
"I pulled a boner."
m0resn0w
5/18/22 2:53pm
You Reagan Jr.?
Joe Banks
5/18/22 2:58pm
"Those pants were so tight I could see his religion" and another good one
Kauai
5/18/22 3:03pm
First Lake Powell trip for my uncle to meet the family, he showed up in a speedo
RealSimsShadY
5/18/22 3:34pm
In a high school English class, we were studying various forms of humor,
SoCalCoug
5/18/22 3:05pm
I had to lookup the old meaning of this word. It's time we brought this saying
RealSimsShadY
5/18/22 3:36pm
Remember this guy?
CougarAndMerlin
5/18/22 3:39pm
Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.
Brute66
5/18/22 2:55pm
My butt looks like a sack full of door knobs.
cheezedawg
5/18/22 2:55pm
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JimmyZ
5/18/22 3:00pm
Ummm... Board signature checks out? For your brother, of course.
Wyomingite
5/18/22 3:01pm
A lady in sacrament meeting was talking about her pioneer ancestors and how they
Backcountry
5/18/22 3:00pm
Got dandruff and some of it itches!
Ham
5/18/22 3:01pm
Don't pee into the wind.
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 3:01pm
Or spit. --Jim Croce
byujdmba
5/18/22 3:24pm
You make a better door than a window. (said to someone standing in front of the tv.)
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 3:02pm
It's darker than the inside of a black cow.
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 3:03pm
Horsey lift your tail
Skeptical Optimist
5/18/22 3:04pm
Throw a board in the hole! What are you trying to do? Heat all of Bingham County?
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 3:04pm
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.
Kauai
5/18/22 3:04pm
It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 3:05pm
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Kauai
5/18/22 3:05pm
Nobody ever said 'Check out the morals on that one!'
krindorr
5/18/22 3:06pm
Hell's bells and sweet potatoes!
AzCugrFan
5/18/22 3:08pm
I'm more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Gorgias
5/18/22 3:10pm
Hotter than a pig in heat in July.
Steuermann
5/18/22 3:14pm
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JimmyZ
5/18/22 3:15pm
Heeeeaaaadd! Pants….. Now!
kotacoug
5/18/22 3:16pm
It's colder than a well diggers butt
bacon
5/18/22 3:18pm
Smoother than a cheerleader’s thigh (thanks for that grandpa 😜)
Doofenshmirtz
5/18/22 3:21pm
I'm sweating like a whore on dollar night!
AzCugrFan
5/18/22 3:23pm
It’s drier than a popcorn fart in July.
valcorger
5/18/22 3:53pm
It’ll feel better when it quits hurting.
valcorger
5/18/22 3:53pm
Busier than a one legged tap dancer - useless as a screen door on a submarine
md7Coug
5/18/22 3:57pm
Busier than a one armed paper hanger. [wallpaper]
Florwood
5/18/22 4:30pm
sweating like a whore in sunday school.
fldnstrm
5/18/22 4:00pm
"The da__ thing turned democrat on me"
PJMort
5/18/22 4:08pm
If you don't get to work we're going to have a butt kickin' party and you'll be providing the butt.
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 4:09pm
I'm going to kick your butt so hard we're going to have a three legged race to the hospital to have my foot removed
IdahoCoug
5/18/22 4:10pm
Grandpa to a pregnant nurse: you took seriously what was poked at you in fun.
Homercles
5/18/22 4:27pm
Henry Ford!
Florwood
5/18/22 4:32pm
If you tell me you're bored, in a few minutes you're going to wish you were bored.
Jimo Dashen
5/18/22 4:32pm
That's going to itch when it dries (after a fart)
RealSimsShadY
5/18/22 4:38pm
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