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May 18, 2022
3:24:33pm

byujdmba All-American

Or spit. --Jim Croce

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byujdmba

Bio page: byujdmba
Joined: Jan 5, 2015
Last login: May 8, 2024
Total posts: 19,114 (403 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Best euphemisms you heard from your grandparents/elders growing up?

5/18/22 2:51pm

"I pulled a boner."

m0resn0w

5/18/22 2:53pm

You Reagan Jr.?

Joe Banks

5/18/22 2:58pm

"Those pants were so tight I could see his religion" and another good one

Kauai

5/18/22 3:03pm

First Lake Powell trip for my uncle to meet the family, he showed up in a speedo

5/18/22 3:34pm

In a high school English class, we were studying various forms of humor,

SoCalCoug

5/18/22 3:05pm

I had to lookup the old meaning of this word. It's time we brought this saying

5/18/22 3:36pm

Remember this guy?

CougarAndMerlin

5/18/22 3:39pm

Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.

Brute66

5/18/22 2:55pm

My butt looks like a sack full of door knobs.

cheezedawg

5/18/22 2:55pm

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JimmyZ

5/18/22 3:00pm

Ummm... Board signature checks out? For your brother, of course.

Wyomingite

5/18/22 3:01pm

A lady in sacrament meeting was talking about her pioneer ancestors and how they

Backcountry

5/18/22 3:00pm

Got dandruff and some of it itches!

Ham

5/18/22 3:01pm

Don't pee into the wind.

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 3:01pm

Or spit. --Jim Croce

byujdmba

5/18/22 3:24pm

You make a better door than a window. (said to someone standing in front of the tv.)

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 3:02pm

It's darker than the inside of a black cow.

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 3:03pm

Horsey lift your tail

Skeptical Optimist

5/18/22 3:04pm

Throw a board in the hole! What are you trying to do? Heat all of Bingham County?

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 3:04pm

He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.

Kauai

5/18/22 3:04pm

It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 3:05pm

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Kauai

5/18/22 3:05pm

Nobody ever said 'Check out the morals on that one!'

krindorr

5/18/22 3:06pm

Hell's bells and sweet potatoes!

AzCugrFan

5/18/22 3:08pm

I'm more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Gorgias

5/18/22 3:10pm

Hotter than a pig in heat in July.

Steuermann

5/18/22 3:14pm

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JimmyZ

5/18/22 3:15pm

Heeeeaaaadd! Pants….. Now!

kotacoug

5/18/22 3:16pm

It's colder than a well diggers butt

bacon

5/18/22 3:18pm

Smoother than a cheerleader’s thigh (thanks for that grandpa 😜)

5/18/22 3:21pm

I'm sweating like a whore on dollar night!

AzCugrFan

5/18/22 3:23pm

It’s drier than a popcorn fart in July.

valcorger

5/18/22 3:53pm

It’ll feel better when it quits hurting.

valcorger

5/18/22 3:53pm

Busier than a one legged tap dancer - useless as a screen door on a submarine

md7Coug

5/18/22 3:57pm

Busier than a one armed paper hanger. [wallpaper]

Florwood

5/18/22 4:30pm

sweating like a whore in sunday school.

fldnstrm

5/18/22 4:00pm

"The da__ thing turned democrat on me"

PJMort

5/18/22 4:08pm

If you don't get to work we're going to have a butt kickin' party and you'll be providing the butt.

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 4:09pm

I'm going to kick your butt so hard we're going to have a three legged race to the hospital to have my foot removed

IdahoCoug

5/18/22 4:10pm

Grandpa to a pregnant nurse: you took seriously what was poked at you in fun.

Homercles

5/18/22 4:27pm

Henry Ford!

Florwood

5/18/22 4:32pm

If you tell me you're bored, in a few minutes you're going to wish you were bored.

Jimo Dashen

5/18/22 4:32pm

That's going to itch when it dries (after a fart)

5/18/22 4:38pm

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