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Jun 29, 2022
4:37:28pm

Tare All-American

Sounds like a trip to the lavatory is in order. Maybe you'll spot an empty seat.

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Tare

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30 minutes into a 2.5 hour flight...ugh...

volleyjiver

6/29/22 4:32pm

As a fellow fluffy guy, he is sorry and feels bad. He is not happy about your

Ycrazy

6/29/22 4:35pm

If someone that big can’t afford two seats then they shouldn’t fly.

TCuz

6/29/22 4:39pm

Cold and cruel and correct

Belboz

6/29/22 6:04pm

I get it...I can tell he's uncomfortable too

volleyjiver

6/29/22 4:39pm

That's what fluffy means?

Tricky

6/29/22 5:24pm

If you're also picking your seat, that's really crossing the line.

jdub

6/29/22 5:25pm

Southwest refunds your second seat if you had to buy one as a “customer of size”

6/29/22 5:48pm

I feel as bad for fat people on planes as I do their aisle mates. Must be pretty

Big Daddy D

6/29/22 4:36pm

My company employs a guy who refuses to travel because of his size

Belboz

6/29/22 6:07pm

Can you ask to move to a different seat? They'll accommodate you if possible.

byubyu

6/29/22 4:37pm

Flight is full...I'll survive. 1 hr 45 minutes to go.

volleyjiver

6/29/22 4:46pm

I’m enjoying the mental picture of you typing this without him noticing.

garyfan

6/29/22 4:37pm

Sounds like a trip to the lavatory is in order. Maybe you'll spot an empty seat.

Tare

6/29/22 4:37pm

I guarantee that guy has an iphone.

Baron

6/29/22 4:41pm

He can buy two seats and most will refund one due to his size.

HFF

6/29/22 4:44pm

You are aware that most CB’rs are in that weight range right?

Burt Goodman

6/29/22 4:49pm

Yup, luckily all cbers can afford paying for 2 seats.

volleyjiver

6/29/22 4:51pm

Good point.

Burt Goodman

6/29/22 4:51pm

6ft 4 and skinny? You really believe those polls?

DiamondMo

6/29/22 5:16pm

Huh? No. CB’rs are obese.

Burt Goodman

6/29/22 9:17pm

Just hoping his seat belt extension is secured and tightened!

Bonoman

6/29/22 4:50pm

Hey, free fat blanket. At least you're warm.

flyzag

6/29/22 5:00pm

Reminds me of a recent SW flight

TexBlue

6/29/22 5:03pm

Different Airline Policies for Passengers of Size

rmsenior

6/29/22 5:17pm

I can see you typing this, dude.

fattycoug

6/29/22 5:25pm

Could be worse (debatable)

CougieMcCougFace

6/29/22 6:01pm

On our last flight there was someone’s cat under our seat. Most of my family is allergic to cats

Slim

6/29/22 7:35pm

Can you move seats? That seems dangerous.

Dark Forest Green

6/29/22 8:39pm

Put the arm rest up.

Cobra Venom

6/29/22 7:43pm

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