RE: Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich

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Aug 4, 2022
12:33:13pm

Turd Ferguson All-American

RE: Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich

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Turd Ferguson

Previous username: BigPiney
Bio page: Turd Ferguson
Joined: Feb 22, 2002
Last login: May 18, 2024
Total posts: 12,822 (2,471 FO)

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Now I want to go eat a hot dog and live for 36 minutes less

Cougar-Duck Murderbot

8/4/22 12:20pm

If this is true, Joey Chestnut has only minutes left to live. #GOAT

Flippy

8/4/22 12:22pm

That chart can't be true. If it was, my daughter would have died by age 8.

crack

8/4/22 12:22pm

I need to eat more fries

Sea Chicken

8/4/22 12:22pm

French fries INCREASE life expectancy? Wow

pegushin

8/4/22 12:22pm

Time to eat

BYUFootballisBack

8/4/22 12:23pm

add 3 bananas and you are good

BYULAWGUY

8/4/22 12:23pm

Using that chart I died 10 years ago.

byuluvr

8/4/22 12:27pm

Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich

WJCougar

8/4/22 12:27pm

RE: Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich

8/4/22 12:33pm

Every day we stray further from God's light

Hotlanta

8/4/22 12:35pm

RE: Now I want to go eat a hot dog and live for 36 minutes less

txblue

8/4/22 12:31pm

So if you eat a pb and J every half hour you can live forever ?

Beggar

8/4/22 12:38pm

Surprising re PB&J. I get that PB is pretty healthy, but jelly has tons of sugar

VenturaCoug

8/4/22 12:42pm

Gotta be some correlation with what healthier kids eat. Maybe really poor kids

Tricky

8/4/22 12:59pm

Also, PB and banana must be off the charts.

VenturaCoug

8/4/22 12:42pm

Eating fries gives me 2+ more minutes of life?

jhingman

8/4/22 12:45pm

1.5+

lightmann

8/4/22 2:49pm

It looks like I'm going to live forever.

HiLife

8/4/22 12:55pm

Still love me a good PB&j. With milk of course

8/4/22 6:17pm

Drink a soda, have a banana, drink a soda, have a banana.

OPINIONS

8/4/22 1:12pm

At the end of your life, you may be glad to end it 36 minutes sooner.

HighHorse

8/4/22 1:15pm

Causation and correlation are not taught in school anymore for these studies.

EternalOptimism

8/4/22 7:08pm

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