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Aug 4, 2022
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jhingman
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Eating fries gives me 2+ more minutes of life?
Color me skeptical on how these results were found or interpreted.
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Now I want to go eat a hot dog and live for 36 minutes less
Cougar-Duck
Murderbot
8/4/22 12:20pm
If this is true, Joey Chestnut has only minutes left to live. #GOAT
Flippy
8/4/22 12:22pm
That chart can't be true. If it was, my daughter would have died by age 8.
crack
8/4/22 12:22pm
I need to eat more fries
Sea Chicken
8/4/22 12:22pm
French fries INCREASE life expectancy? Wow
pegushin
8/4/22 12:22pm
Time to eat
BYUFootballisBack
8/4/22 12:23pm
add 3 bananas and you are good
BYULAWGUY
8/4/22 12:23pm
Using that chart I died 10 years ago.
byuluvr
8/4/22 12:27pm
Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich
WJCougar
8/4/22 12:27pm
RE: Just offset it by eating a PBJ sandwich
Turd Ferguson
8/4/22 12:33pm
Every day we stray further from God's light
Hotlanta
8/4/22 12:35pm
RE: Now I want to go eat a hot dog and live for 36 minutes less
txblue
8/4/22 12:31pm
So if you eat a pb and J every half hour you can live forever ?
Beggar
8/4/22 12:38pm
Surprising re PB&J. I get that PB is pretty healthy, but jelly has tons of sugar
VenturaCoug
8/4/22 12:42pm
Gotta be some correlation with what healthier kids eat. Maybe really poor kids
Tricky
8/4/22 12:59pm
Also, PB and banana must be off the charts.
VenturaCoug
8/4/22 12:42pm
Eating fries gives me 2+ more minutes of life?
jhingman
8/4/22 12:45pm
1.5+
lightmann
8/4/22 2:49pm
It looks like I'm going to live forever.
HiLife
8/4/22 12:55pm
Still love me a good PB&j. With milk of course
RealSimsShadY
8/4/22 6:17pm
Drink a soda, have a banana, drink a soda, have a banana.
OPINIONS
8/4/22 1:12pm
At the end of your life, you may be glad to end it 36 minutes sooner.
HighHorse
8/4/22 1:15pm
Causation and correlation are not taught in school anymore for these studies.
EternalOptimism
8/4/22 7:08pm
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