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Aug 9, 2022
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RalphWiggam
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I’m pretty sure you’ll have Covid that weekend. Better quarantine in a dark room with a large tv.
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I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow renewal Sep 3…
Ol Big Bear
8/9/22 7:38pm
Thoughts and prayers…
m0resn0w
8/9/22 7:40pm
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Sacto Cougar
8/10/22 11:37am
If you don’t want to go don’t go. Watch the game and enjoy it.
Swish
8/9/22 7:41pm
In the rule book it says it is appropriate to watch Vow Renewals remotely or via recording. If you go, rulebook says...
RealityCheck
8/10/22 10:56am
Great post. Hallmark....
Don Carlton
8/10/22 11:09am
YouTube TV it on your phone
ryebrye
8/9/22 7:43pm
Exactly. YTTV and wireless earbuds were invented for situations like this.
IdahoCoug
8/10/22 8:22am
Any way you can get COVID? Take a flight a few days before.
TO11
8/9/22 7:45pm
Go onto one of those sites and get monkey pox?
ryebrye
8/9/22 7:46pm
Oof I love BYU football, but not sure that's worth. I think that's a big no for
TO11
8/9/22 7:47pm
Get a ticket to the BYU -ND game and fly to Vegas since you have to miss this one. It’s only fair.
specsauce
8/9/22 7:46pm
You got it made in the shade. Take it for all it's worth
nybyblue
8/9/22 7:46pm
That would be a solid no. She is free to go on her own, but zero need to go to
Ozymandias
8/9/22 7:46pm
Key phrase "...but then she said some stuff so now we are definitely going..."
ptcougr
8/10/22 4:07am
Yep. We need to know what ‘stuff’ was said…
m0resn0w
8/10/22 7:15am
That's the thing though. He probably has no idea what was said. It was just stuff. And it concluded
IdahoCoug
8/10/22 8:02am
What the......vow renewal?
TNT
8/9/22 7:48pm
Some couples don’t get the extended warranty.
TwinsRight
8/9/22 8:09pm
That is messed up
Born2Fish
8/9/22 7:49pm
Cash in on a new TV. 🙂
Tesla Coug
8/9/22 7:49pm
Tesla Coug wins.
NewYorkCougar
8/10/22 9:59am
What was wrong with the original vow?
thewaterboy
8/9/22 7:49pm
Maybe it was said under duress
TNT
8/9/22 7:51pm
RE: What was wrong with the original vow?
All-American
8/9/22 7:52pm
Apparently it had an expiration date and it needs to be renewed?
cougarfan84
8/9/22 7:56pm
Cash in credit for attending a game in person. Wonder if that'll work.
cougarfan84
8/9/22 7:53pm
I didn't think vowels expired
fan_byu
8/9/22 7:57pm
I don’t think consonants do either
ColonelMustard
8/10/22 9:39am
Make sure they mention “time and all eternity” so that they don’t have to renew their vows ever again.
KingDave
8/9/22 7:58pm
USF, not UCF
Dangerous
8/9/22 7:58pm
Oops you are correct
Ol Big Bear
8/9/22 8:05pm
Vowel renewals, slightly less cool than gender reveal parties.
Bluedomination
8/9/22 8:16pm
Can you not just tell her that you would rather watch the game? It is weird that
HFF
8/9/22 8:18pm
Tell her the vow is a rerun and this is the only time BYU will play this game
byublue42
8/9/22 8:22pm
Dude you could lose your man card for admitting that
jre85
8/9/22 8:27pm
Going to a cousin's vow renewal:
tcherrin
8/9/22 8:27pm
What does that even mean? Cousin? Let alone wife's cousin. Nah! She gotta cut
Flyoverstate
8/9/22 8:35pm
I would wear a clown suit for that.
Don Carlton
8/9/22 8:45pm
That stuff better involve certain “favors”
Dr MoBYU
8/9/22 8:53pm
I’m pretty sure you’ll have Covid that weekend. Better quarantine in a dark room with a large tv.
RalphWiggam
8/9/22 8:54pm
sorry man, that's some messed up crap. Both the vow renewal and you "have" to go
qwerew
8/9/22 9:15pm
Posts like this make me realize how great I have it with my wife. Thanks, CB!
Ursas Puma
8/9/22 9:17pm
Posts like the OP made TNT grateful to be single
TNT
8/9/22 10:19pm
RE: I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow
qwerew
8/9/22 9:25pm
very rare I have my wife read a post. I'll spare you her comments.
qwerew
8/9/22 9:28pm
Why do you have to go again? Wife’s cousin vow renewal?
BlackBart
8/9/22 9:31pm
Vow renewal! Thats just a feel good party, skip it and watch the game.
Count Cougar
8/9/22 9:45pm
I always DVR the away games and start watching about an your late
Mot
8/9/22 9:53pm
RE: I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow
CrimsonCardinal
8/9/22 10:13pm
It just occurred to TNT. Could this story be made up?
TNT
8/9/22 10:20pm
Doubt it. Sounds like newlyweds. Give them a few years
Boring
8/9/22 10:46pm
CB has come a long way if I’m the guy questioning the use of a period!!
Robert Baratheon
8/9/22 10:49pm
That's the worst reason for missing a game I've ever heard... A cousin?
Shut_up
8/9/22 11:30pm
Time to Disown Them
DrewGundy
8/9/22 11:36pm
Jeez, dude, you don’t need her permission for anything.
hitechcpa
8/10/22 1:43am
Bro. Only one thing to say:
Str8CashCougar
8/10/22 3:38am
Is the cousin plausibly good looking? Start to leave her Instagram page up
ryebrye
8/10/22 5:49am
That’s actually kind of messed up. It’s VOWS. They are LITERALLY already married
TheMediator
8/10/22 6:54am
"but then she said some stuff so now we are definitely going"
Hooda88
8/10/22 9:16am
I wonder if some of your marriages work the way you claim on CB.
Great38
8/10/22 9:31am
Tell her it will cost her 15 “one-way credits”
chazen
8/10/22 10:04am
Get a streaming TV service, some headphones, and a good unlimited data plan.
AltTabbins
8/10/22 10:24am
Loved this part, "but then she said some stuff so..."
DirtyWater
8/10/22 10:26am
This calls for a positive COVID test the day before.
Ragnar Danneskjold
8/10/22 11:19am
Vow renewals aren't necessary if you were sealed in the Temple.. No Expiration
Count Cougar
8/10/22 11:25am
Sounds like you're earning a guys trip to a game...just watch USF on delay
Sacto Cougar
8/10/22 11:38am
Vow renewal is code for he messed up and needs to do something big or she's gone
notaboy
8/10/22 12:42pm
Tell her your up for that and the bachelor party renewal.
notaboy
8/10/22 12:44pm
Either don’t go or go with the game playing on your phone.
D.T. Survivor
8/10/22 1:12pm
Who goes to a cow renewal, I thought that was something you did privately??
Magneto
8/10/22 1:14pm
That's a great typo.
IdahoCoug
8/10/22 1:29pm
I'd consider going to a cow renewal but not a vow renewal.
qwerew
8/10/22 10:55pm
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