Bro. Only one thing to say:

Aug 10, 2022
3:38:56am

Str8CashCougar Playmaker

You are whipped. If you don’t like the situation, fix your marriage.

If you’re ok with it then don’t complain.

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Originally posted on Aug 10, 2022 at 3:38:56am

Message parent changed from https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=29071342 to https://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=29071074 by Str8CashCougar on Aug 10, 2022 at 3:46:05pm

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Str8CashCougar

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I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow renewal Sep 3…

Ol Big Bear

8/9/22 7:38pm

Thoughts and prayers…

m0resn0w

8/9/22 7:40pm

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Sacto Cougar

8/10/22 11:37am

If you don’t want to go don’t go. Watch the game and enjoy it.

Swish

8/9/22 7:41pm

In the rule book it says it is appropriate to watch Vow Renewals remotely or via recording. If you go, rulebook says...

RealityCheck

8/10/22 10:56am

Great post. Hallmark....

Don Carlton

8/10/22 11:09am

YouTube TV it on your phone

ryebrye

8/9/22 7:43pm

Exactly. YTTV and wireless earbuds were invented for situations like this.

IdahoCoug

8/10/22 8:22am

Any way you can get COVID? Take a flight a few days before.

TO11

8/9/22 7:45pm

Go onto one of those sites and get monkey pox?

ryebrye

8/9/22 7:46pm

Oof I love BYU football, but not sure that's worth. I think that's a big no for

TO11

8/9/22 7:47pm

Get a ticket to the BYU -ND game and fly to Vegas since you have to miss this one. It’s only fair.

specsauce

8/9/22 7:46pm

You got it made in the shade. Take it for all it's worth

nybyblue

8/9/22 7:46pm

That would be a solid no. She is free to go on her own, but zero need to go to

Ozymandias

8/9/22 7:46pm

Key phrase "...but then she said some stuff so now we are definitely going..."

ptcougr

8/10/22 4:07am

Yep. We need to know what ‘stuff’ was said…

m0resn0w

8/10/22 7:15am

That's the thing though. He probably has no idea what was said. It was just stuff. And it concluded

IdahoCoug

8/10/22 8:02am

What the......vow renewal?

TNT

8/9/22 7:48pm

Some couples don’t get the extended warranty.

TwinsRight

8/9/22 8:09pm

That is messed up

Born2Fish

8/9/22 7:49pm

Cash in on a new TV. 🙂

Tesla Coug

8/9/22 7:49pm

Tesla Coug wins.

NewYorkCougar

8/10/22 9:59am

What was wrong with the original vow?

thewaterboy

8/9/22 7:49pm

Maybe it was said under duress

TNT

8/9/22 7:51pm

RE: What was wrong with the original vow?

All-American

8/9/22 7:52pm

Apparently it had an expiration date and it needs to be renewed?

cougarfan84

8/9/22 7:56pm

Cash in credit for attending a game in person. Wonder if that'll work.

cougarfan84

8/9/22 7:53pm

I didn't think vowels expired

fan_byu

8/9/22 7:57pm

I don’t think consonants do either

ColonelMustard

8/10/22 9:39am

Make sure they mention “time and all eternity” so that they don’t have to renew their vows ever again.

KingDave

8/9/22 7:58pm

USF, not UCF

Dangerous

8/9/22 7:58pm

Oops you are correct

Ol Big Bear

8/9/22 8:05pm

Vowel renewals, slightly less cool than gender reveal parties.

Bluedomination

8/9/22 8:16pm

Can you not just tell her that you would rather watch the game? It is weird that

HFF

8/9/22 8:18pm

Tell her the vow is a rerun and this is the only time BYU will play this game

byublue42

8/9/22 8:22pm

Dude you could lose your man card for admitting that

jre85

8/9/22 8:27pm

Going to a cousin's vow renewal:

tcherrin

8/9/22 8:27pm

What does that even mean? Cousin? Let alone wife's cousin. Nah! She gotta cut

Flyoverstate

8/9/22 8:35pm

I would wear a clown suit for that.

Don Carlton

8/9/22 8:45pm

That stuff better involve certain “favors”

Dr MoBYU

8/9/22 8:53pm

I’m pretty sure you’ll have Covid that weekend. Better quarantine in a dark room with a large tv.

RalphWiggam

8/9/22 8:54pm

sorry man, that's some messed up crap. Both the vow renewal and you "have" to go

qwerew

8/9/22 9:15pm

Posts like this make me realize how great I have it with my wife. Thanks, CB!

Ursas Puma

8/9/22 9:17pm

Posts like the OP made TNT grateful to be single

TNT

8/9/22 10:19pm

RE: I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow

qwerew

8/9/22 9:25pm

very rare I have my wife read a post. I'll spare you her comments.

qwerew

8/9/22 9:28pm

Why do you have to go again? Wife’s cousin vow renewal?

BlackBart

8/9/22 9:31pm

Vow renewal! Thats just a feel good party, skip it and watch the game.

Count Cougar

8/9/22 9:45pm

I always DVR the away games and start watching about an your late

Mot

8/9/22 9:53pm

RE: I just found out I GET to go to my wife’s cousin’s wedding vow

CrimsonCardinal

8/9/22 10:13pm

It just occurred to TNT. Could this story be made up?

TNT

8/9/22 10:20pm

Doubt it. Sounds like newlyweds. Give them a few years

Boring

8/9/22 10:46pm

CB has come a long way if I’m the guy questioning the use of a period!!

Robert Baratheon

8/9/22 10:49pm

That's the worst reason for missing a game I've ever heard... A cousin?

Shut_up

8/9/22 11:30pm

Time to Disown Them

DrewGundy

8/9/22 11:36pm

Jeez, dude, you don’t need her permission for anything.

hitechcpa

8/10/22 1:43am

Bro. Only one thing to say:

Str8CashCougar

8/10/22 3:38am

Is the cousin plausibly good looking? Start to leave her Instagram page up

ryebrye

8/10/22 5:49am

That’s actually kind of messed up. It’s VOWS. They are LITERALLY already married

TheMediator

8/10/22 6:54am

"but then she said some stuff so now we are definitely going"

Hooda88

8/10/22 9:16am

I wonder if some of your marriages work the way you claim on CB.

Great38

8/10/22 9:31am

Tell her it will cost her 15 “one-way credits”

chazen

8/10/22 10:04am

Get a streaming TV service, some headphones, and a good unlimited data plan.

AltTabbins

8/10/22 10:24am

Loved this part, "but then she said some stuff so..."

DirtyWater

8/10/22 10:26am

This calls for a positive COVID test the day before.

Ragnar Danneskjold

8/10/22 11:19am

Vow renewals aren't necessary if you were sealed in the Temple.. No Expiration

Count Cougar

8/10/22 11:25am

Sounds like you're earning a guys trip to a game...just watch USF on delay

Sacto Cougar

8/10/22 11:38am

Vow renewal is code for he messed up and needs to do something big or she's gone

notaboy

8/10/22 12:42pm

Tell her your up for that and the bachelor party renewal.

notaboy

8/10/22 12:44pm

Either don’t go or go with the game playing on your phone.

D.T. Survivor

8/10/22 1:12pm

Who goes to a cow renewal, I thought that was something you did privately??

Magneto

8/10/22 1:14pm

That's a great typo.

IdahoCoug

8/10/22 1:29pm

I'd consider going to a cow renewal but not a vow renewal.

qwerew

8/10/22 10:55pm

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