If we found a stick in the field next to our house that somewhat resembled a gun, that entertained us for like a week. We weren’t inside unless it got dark or someone called us to come in for dinner.

Fighting this battle with my latin wife was never one I was going to win. Those of you married to a Latin woman may understand my situation. So instead I got a mesh network and set up scheduled downtimes and time limits where the internet shuts off for each child’s profile/devices.