These pseudo press releases from High School kids are funny

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Nov 28, 2022
9:42:21am

GerryWorld Redshirt Freshman

They don't just post a statement, but make it into a stylized PR.

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GerryWorld

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Time

Walker Lyons 👀

SdogRanger_4

11/28/22 9:33am

RE: Walker Lyons 👀

P-Widdy

11/28/22 9:37am

He is a TE, so BYU may not be particularly attractive to him.

BYUfan92

11/28/22 9:38am

Rex scored 2 TD’s on Saturday.

Yucatan

11/28/22 9:40am

True - but Rex also averaged under 2 catches per game this year.

BYUfan92

11/28/22 9:56am

A lot can change in one year, with a new QB at the helm.

Yucatan

11/28/22 10:02am

We'll be hard pressed to find a better QB by next year. That was scheme.

TailgateU

11/28/22 11:02am

We had the exact same scheme in 2020 when he got like 14 TD's

Rat

11/28/22 12:25pm

A different QB might actually see the middle of the field

2FarGone

11/28/22 9:42am

Love Jaren but this has been his Achilles heel.

Armchaircoug

11/28/22 9:48am

There is a lot more than just his inability of seeing the middle of the field

Coug

11/28/22 9:56am

Stanford had multiple key quick passes down the middle

akbarishiwatsu

11/28/22 11:14am

Also Notre Dame did this.

Armchaircoug

11/28/22 1:53pm

Physics made it difficult for Jaren, about 6 foot is difficult to see tight ends

Lombardi

11/28/22 11:48am

What was the recent turn of events?

UNLVcougar

11/28/22 9:39am

I’m sure it’s that coach Shaw is leaving.

Leonardo

11/28/22 9:39am

And the halftime skit may have been a factor

ptcougr

11/28/22 1:46pm

David Shaw, Stanford coach, stepped down after losing to BYU Saturday night

volleyjiver

11/28/22 9:39am

Why do BYU fans comment at all

byukarl

11/28/22 9:39am

If he wants to stay on the west coast I’d bet USC. Likely a playoff team

cougERdoc

11/28/22 9:44am

Yup, would guess USC is the favorite

krindorr

11/28/22 9:47am

What being desperate didn’t help us land Jabari?

cougarbart

11/28/22 9:45am

As a reminder, his final 6 (Feb 2022) were tOSU, Stanford, BYU, Utah, Bama, USC

krindorr

11/28/22 9:40am

RE: Walker Lyons 👀

Kilgore Trout

11/28/22 9:40am

Congrats Whitt and Utah!

shimmy

11/28/22 9:40am

Dont hold your breath

Backcountry

11/28/22 9:41am

These pseudo press releases from High School kids are funny

GerryWorld

11/28/22 9:42am

Was just talking about this with a friend

cougarbart

11/28/22 9:47am

“I’ll be taking my talents to the team down south”

silentvelcro

11/28/22 9:45am

I think he leans Utah over BYU... But USC much more likely than either of those

krindorr

11/28/22 9:48am

No he doesn't lean Utah over BYU, but USC is 100% in that fight.

Turnpike Lane

11/28/22 9:50am

I have no inside info, just the impression I got from his posts/actions over the spring/summer

krindorr

11/28/22 9:57am

There's a guy on Ute boards with a strong insider record who seems to think it's USC vs Utah

krindorr

11/28/22 10:51am

And there are people here who know the family and say that wasn't the case prior

Turnpike Lane

11/28/22 10:58am

Just bringing in outside analysis/viewpoints

krindorr

11/28/22 11:06am

I'd take everything with a grain of salt if I were you

Rat

11/28/22 12:27pm

USC also has an offer out to a 5 star TE, so could play a factor

cougERdoc

11/28/22 10:17am

USC went hard after him as well, so BYU has a lot of competition.

Turnpike Lane

11/28/22 9:48am

It’s going to be USC or Utah

arizonacougarfan

11/28/22 9:57am

I care more about where Hunter Clegg is going. We need dudes on defense

PING Man

11/28/22 10:27am

RE: I care more about where Hunter Clegg is going. We need dudes on defense

Soupie

11/28/22 10:30am

Sounds like he might also come uncommitted

krindorr

11/28/22 1:50pm

RE: Walker Lyons 👀

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