If only this guy played soccer:

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Nov 29, 2022
10:43:46pm

Dr. 91coug All-American

If only this guy played soccer:

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Actually, if they would just figure out how to stop the clock. Extended play time period is yewt.

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Dr. 91coug

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My favorite topic of conversation during the world cup is when people say

GRCoug

11/29/22 10:11pm

Imagine if Adrian Peterson had played soccer. . .

RenoCoug

11/29/22 10:14pm

The best response is to ask what American sport messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe, benzema,

Pepe

11/29/22 11:06pm

Messi looks like maybe a golfer, Ronaldo would dominate in tennis, Mbappe could

RenoCoug

11/29/22 11:37pm

What about Tyreek Hill? He would be amazing

bdizzle

11/29/22 10:14pm

Tyreek Hill and Steph Curry are popular examples.

GRCoug

11/29/22 10:15pm

Joey Chesnut has more rings than any other professional athlete. He’d be a

WDaddy

11/29/22 10:15pm

Yeah, imagine if Chestnut chose soccer instead of hot dogs...

GRCoug

11/29/22 10:19pm

Or chicken wings. . .

RenoCoug

11/29/22 10:58pm

Imagine Taysom Hill playing soccer. He would go from goalie, mid back, to

BYUheaven

11/29/22 10:19pm

They’re really saying: what would US soccer be like if our best athletes played

jvquarterback

11/29/22 10:20pm

yeah, but I look at a guy like Pulisic and I can't see any other sport where a

GRCoug

11/29/22 10:35pm

A Britian covey that played soccer his whole life would be pretty good

GlutealGuy

11/29/22 10:44pm

And yet he is a sub-par pro football player. The 2 sports don't translate well.

YSMACK

11/30/22 2:42am

I’m sure there are plenty of Christian Pulisic, and even better, athletes that

babycarrot

11/29/22 10:46pm

I think John Stockton would have run Maradona out of the building.

jvquarterback

11/29/22 10:50pm

You're kind of making the argument against yourself

A_blue_car

11/29/22 11:25pm

Ronnie Lott cut off his mangled finger to finish the game. No flopping from him.

Dryfire

11/29/22 10:36pm

If only this guy played soccer:

Dr. 91coug

11/29/22 10:43pm

Steve Nash And Kobe both loved soccer. Mamba would’ve been interesting. I think Nash as well. Nash is Messi-esque

(Private)

11/29/22 11:33pm

Nash is only 8 inches taller than Messi

RenoCoug

11/29/22 11:38pm

But the way they attack and distribute is what I meant. Messi was on growth treatments he was so small.

(Private)

11/29/22 11:41pm

Nash’s brother played soccer and ended up MLS level. I think Steve would have

Ski-U-Mah

11/29/22 11:45pm

One step above getting rid of offsides and penalties.

vagabonder

11/30/22 5:51am

I do think Iverson would have made a great mid or forward.

Benfica1

11/30/22 7:31am

It's kind of true. If soccer wasn't the 5th sport (could argue 4th) in U.S.

Incentivize

11/30/22 8:12am

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