First one: "Some woman just got off the exit on I-15, swerved across two lanes to make a left turn, and ran into me. When she got out of the car, she said, 'What are we even supposed to do about this? My car is so much worse than your car.'"

Second one: "I just came out from lunch and there is a note on my car that says, 'I just wanted to let you know that a man in a truck just backed out too quickly and slammed into the back of your car. He got out, looked at it, and then drove off. His license plate number is XXX-XXX.'"

So, that's fun.