Here is what I would rank the roster in order of my surprise to see them traded (1 being “surprised to see them past the trade deadline” and 15 being “would take a Rudy Gobertesque package to get”):
1. Malik Beasley
2. Mike Conley
3. Kelly Olynyk
4. Rudy Gay
5. Nickeil Alexander Walker
6. Jarred Vanderbilt
7. Leandro Bolmaro
8. Simone Fontecchio
9. Udoka Azubuike
10. Collin Sexton
11. Talen Horton Tucker
12. Ochai Agbaji
13. Jordan Clarkson
14. Walker Kessler
15. Lauri Markkanen