Shot by a crazy person with an assault rifle at a grocery store

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Mar 29, 2023
8:54:52am

Mitty All-American

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Mitty

Previous username: ArchbishopMitty
Bio page: Mitty
Joined: Nov 16, 2012
Last login: May 1, 2024
Total posts: 12,816 (4 FO)

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Time

POLL: How do you think you are going to die?

Revolution

3/28/23 2:44pm

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror

vagabonder

3/28/23 2:45pm

A Jack Handy classic

Mikey

3/28/23 2:49pm

"I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you

m0resn0w

3/28/23 3:13pm

Or, if you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...

Team Chaos

3/28/23 2:54pm

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do

BlooCoog

3/28/23 3:10pm

Twinkled at the age of a tree.:)

basman

3/28/23 2:46pm

A 16 year old girl texting will hit me while riding my bike

RC Vikings

3/28/23 2:47pm

Man that's a real danger. I think MTB is significantly safer.

eysikal

3/28/23 2:49pm

Just never let en16 year old girl ride your bike.

Florwood

3/28/23 3:41pm

RE: POLL: How do you think you are going to die?

CougarTwins

3/28/23 2:48pm

Blimp accident

TNT

3/28/23 2:48pm

That's no way to refer to a date.

Division Bell

3/28/23 3:06pm

Death by snu snu

Backcountry

3/28/23 4:05pm

Atleast TNT died doing what he loves, Watching Blimps!

Zoobieman

3/29/23 11:52am

Trying to be the first one to take a wheel chair down a double black diamond

crack

3/28/23 2:49pm

RE: Trying to be the first one to take a wheel chair down a double black diamond

m0resn0w

3/28/23 2:51pm

What a great movie;) The MST3000 of this was so good.

CougGolf

3/28/23 2:58pm

Africanized killer bees, murder hornets, or climate change.

Backcountry

3/28/23 4:07pm

I’ll fall off the roof around Christmas time

BYUJazzKicks

3/28/23 2:50pm

True story -

crack

3/28/23 2:54pm

I thought for sure this was going to be a post about The Santa Clause

Mikey

3/28/23 2:56pm

Does that happen in the movie?

crack

3/28/23 2:57pm

RE: Does that happen in the movie?

Mikey

3/28/23 3:01pm

That’s an amazing story! Haha

BYUJazzKicks

3/28/23 2:58pm

Freaking money savers

RSL

3/28/23 3:17pm

My wife...

Wyomingite

3/28/23 2:51pm

At the hands of a jealous husband of a 26 year-old supermodel. On my 85th bday

ArcticKat

3/28/23 2:52pm

So lucky

TNT

3/28/23 3:21pm

I just hope to be able to make the Darwin awards somehow.

enigomo

3/28/23 2:52pm

Hopefully with missing limbs, that way my wife gets double the insurance $.

panacablue

3/28/23 2:53pm

MI packing an elk out of a wilderness area when im 79

Backcountry

3/28/23 2:59pm

There was no option for "Slow and very painful"

Mountain Rat

3/28/23 3:13pm

Either a nuclear bomb, alien invasion, or AI takeover.

Boredname Checks Out

3/28/23 3:18pm

Or zombie apocalypse.

Armchaircoug

3/28/23 3:20pm

The odds on AI takeover are high

TNT

3/28/23 3:21pm

No natural causes?

Jersey hunter

3/28/23 3:20pm

No quicksand option?

UNLVcougar

3/28/23 3:32pm

At the age of 90 I’m going to go fishing in bear country and never come back. Death by bear sounds a lot cooler than

Housemartin

3/28/23 3:37pm

I actively ride a Harley ... guess my answer.

TheSpiker

3/28/23 3:41pm

Liver Disease!

Zoobieman

3/28/23 3:54pm

Murder suicide

ballen

3/28/23 3:52pm

Heart Failure or Alzheimer's.

Zoobieman

3/28/23 3:55pm

Already had cancer twice

mj5097

3/28/23 4:26pm

If I were a school kid sadly I’d have to say by military assault rifle

RossoNeri

3/28/23 4:26pm

Weird

Backcountry

3/28/23 4:33pm

Trolling?

Zoobieman

3/28/23 4:45pm

Not at all. Just another mass school shooting in my mind this week

RossoNeri

3/28/23 4:46pm

Pneumonia - a leading killer - Mennonites seem prone to pulmonary demise

BlueInfidel

3/29/23 1:50am

Shot by a crazy person with an assault rifle at a grocery store

Mitty

3/29/23 8:54am

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