either NYC or D.C. would have first crack at the Cocaine bowl. The Trafficking bowl isn’t a bad idea, but it’d need to alternate between Mexico and the U.S. so that its biggest sponsors don’t get jealous of the other. Maybe call it The ChapStein Trafficking Bowl?
Ooh ooh ooh, how about the Poo-Pouri “My Poop doesn’t Stink!” bowl?