Come clean with a total image makeover. Start by changing twitter handle to “Short Bus”

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Jul 30, 2023
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BYU Tar Heel

Previous username: Cougar_Smurf
Bio page: BYU Tar Heel
Joined: Apr 13, 2016
Last login: May 28, 2024
Total posts: 666 (1 FO)

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Pig Bus is having a rough week.

Sandstone Cougar Overall Decent Guy

7/30/23 4:45pm

Brett Yormark’s response:

rainorsnow

7/30/23 4:48pm

more like down in the basement, with the other MWCers

Sale

7/30/23 4:50pm

"Wasn't never" - keep trying to convince the public you're academically elite.

Brandoblueblood

7/30/23 7:11pm

To keep with the theme:

rainorsnow

7/30/23 7:31pm

What he is really saying is he was always intending to say it!

MadHawaiian

7/30/23 7:53pm

Dude needs a social media timeout in the worst way. Go on a hike or something to get away from the keyboard.

SingleStrapBackpack

7/30/23 4:48pm

Come clean with a total image makeover. Start by changing twitter handle to “Short Bus”

BYU Tar Heel

7/30/23 9:44pm

It’s a fake false flag account. Probably run by the group of guys who collaborate as Boney fuller.

Blue2thebone

7/30/23 9:50pm

Nah he's certified in real life

runnincoug

7/31/23 6:46am

Oh yes. We are arrogant. So he had no choice but to be arrogant. Clearly our

JosephAllenMaldonado

7/30/23 4:49pm

Oops you misunderstood, pretty sure he is taking about his rival Colorado

Leishdoggydog

7/30/23 4:58pm

Oh yes pardon me. Possibly even their other rival USC.

JosephAllenMaldonado

7/30/23 5:00pm

So claiming your superior in your humility isn't arrogant?

SoValleyCOUG

7/30/23 4:52pm

Says he's not arrogant....then goes on to explain why he hates BYU...

WJCougar

7/30/23 4:53pm

He brings up the use of the term ALUF and that has created a bit of a firestorm

CougarGM

7/30/23 4:56pm

That whole thread just shows he spends way too much time online.

benny1982

7/30/23 4:57pm

And on CB

WJCougar

7/30/23 4:58pm

Shows he comes to CB...ALUF is a CB term.

WJCougar

7/30/23 4:57pm

True. This is the only place you'll see that. Hi pigbus.👋

SoValleyCOUG

7/30/23 4:59pm

RE: True. This is the only place you'll see that. Hi pigbus.👋

Dark Forest Green

7/30/23 8:33pm

Yup never heard it until I came to CB.

ChiCityCoug

7/30/23 5:10pm

My apologies to those who have heard me tell the origin of "ALUF" many times.

BYU71

7/30/23 5:08pm

First usage on CB was a Ute.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:11pm

I wish there was a way to validate that. I would put a few bucks down on that

BYU71

7/30/23 5:13pm

tribUTE certainly thought it was him.

cougfanblue

7/30/23 5:21pm

2005. You can look through the search history of ALUF, which I did.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:23pm

Yes, but was that the first time it was ever used? I tried search and mine

BYU71

7/30/23 5:26pm

Had the same thing happen initially.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:30pm

OK, may I drempt it.

BYU71

7/30/23 5:35pm

Link

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:13pm

I think if you do a search, you will find that isn't the first time

BYU71

7/30/23 5:19pm

I did and it was.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:25pm

Go to March 23, 2005. Type

BYU71

7/30/23 5:52pm

That’s what I’m saying. Tribute coined the “ALUF” part.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:54pm

I have a hard time believing a Ute was smart enough to abbreviate it

BYU71

7/30/23 5:58pm

Everything aligns with your description.

dwhitebud

7/30/23 5:55pm

Funny how all this time because I first used the long term,

BYU71

7/30/23 6:01pm

That's what I wanted to point out as well.

Eddie

7/30/23 5:14pm

Thank you for defining ALUF. Are these people then the equivalent of sons of

JosephAllenMaldonado

7/30/23 6:22pm

I’ve always thought ALUF was the more endearing term to refer to the Ute fans

Coach's Dad

7/30/23 5:40pm

The double negative in his post also makes the apology ambiguous.

Lynk

7/30/23 4:59pm

"I'm sorry I was such a jerk. Those nasty BYU fans made me do it!" Lol.

durandal

7/30/23 5:01pm

Wasn't never? So he was trying to be arrogant?

byuluvr

7/30/23 5:01pm

Video of his week

Cosmodiar

7/30/23 5:09pm

RE: Pig Bus is having a rough week.

panacablue

7/30/23 5:14pm

RE: Pig Bus is having a rough week.

Abe Froman

7/30/23 5:16pm

RE: Pig Bus is having a rough week.

buhlcougar

7/30/23 5:16pm

Huge surprise he left the church. Explains the byu hate. Yewt fans hate the church and BYU. Yewt fandom hardly factors

shammy

7/30/23 5:17pm

Shock and awe!

TRUE_BLUE_COUGY

7/30/23 5:30pm

Did mention being “inactive” which to me is a little

Oat'n'bow

7/30/23 7:03pm

😂 so crazy that people believe God blesses them for following his commandments

puntersarepeople

7/30/23 5:25pm

Quite possibly one of the weirdest "apologies" I've ever seen. Basically blames

RedHeadedStranger

7/30/23 5:26pm

Desperation is setting in.

WillsPitStop

7/30/23 5:32pm

It’s not a troll account ?!?

shuaige

7/30/23 5:37pm

Poor guy.

Courtimedes

7/30/23 5:46pm

Clearly this did not happen.

BYU Tar Heel

7/30/23 6:23pm

Sad but seems likely.

Courtimedes

7/30/23 6:36pm

His whole rant is not an apology,

58DCougar

7/30/23 5:53pm

Exactly....he cannot blame his hatred fir the Big 12 on BYU.

WJCougar

7/30/23 6:01pm

This is absolutely hilarious because they are seeing the absolutely lack of control that they have in the conference

Unibro

7/30/23 6:49pm

Victim card. Pathetic.

karatekid

7/30/23 7:06pm

Of course he makes it about “BYU fans being arrogant”

Resurgens

7/30/23 7:18pm

"I'm sorry I was obnoxious about BYU's conference. It was BYU's fault."

Brandoblueblood

7/30/23 7:30pm

I thought he was apologizing? Instead all he did was rip on BYU.

Blue for Life

7/30/23 7:26pm

Give him a break. He was an abused child.

Real Men Wear Blue

7/30/23 7:51pm

Best response

CommodoreCoug

7/30/23 8:06pm

Edit: For those he has blocked does anyone have screenshots, or could post the

ColonelMustard

7/30/23 8:25pm

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ColonelMustard

7/30/23 11:33pm

This is hilarious and sad at the same time. Calls out persecution complex..

cougarmikey

7/30/23 8:33pm

Another loosely veiled "I come in peace" bit that's just more arrogance.

AltTabbins

7/30/23 9:10pm

I never thought the Colorado fans were arrogant.

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