1 - Ice cream is great but full on meals catered by Ruth’s Chris would go a long way.
2 - Have CPA professors from the business school come and voluntarily do the taxes if the opposing schools coaches and trainers.
3 - Have a staff wash and dry opponents uniforms during half time.
4 - instead of blowup faces and signs of Mark Pope, Shrek etc. let’s get blow up faces of the parents of opposing players with captions that say, ‘I am proud of you son!’
5 - Anytime the team builds a lead of 15 or more, take shot clock violations until the lead is cut to 10.
6 - When opposing teams exit through the tunnel, all fans should yell in unison, ‘Everyone is a winner today.’
7 - In closing game handshakes, Mark Pope should present a genealogy book if the opposing coaches family trees.
8 - Tutors should volunteer to do the opposing team’s homework during the game so they don’t have that distraction before or after the game.

Am I missing anything? Just trying to be the bestest, most super fan I can.