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Mar 28, 2024
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Heath Squashwell All-American

Such a clown

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Heath Squashwell

Previous username: Barrio Coug
Bio page: Heath Squashwell
Joined: Dec 31, 2015
Last login: May 8, 2024
Total posts: 11,609 (58 FO)

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Feast your eyes on this Altimore gem!

PNWCougarFan

Mar 28, 10:10am

LOL what a goober

Gustav

Mar 28, 10:28am

interesting that the person he's responding to has a twitter full of church

Zombre

Mar 28, 10:42am

What is Provostan even supposed to mean? Is that like Pakistan? I don't get it

andrewg3

Mar 28, 3:11pm

"Any School officials, clients, academic staff, or media with questions..."

Buster Scruggs

Mar 28, 11:41am

He says it’s a quantitative analysis but his reasons for ranking BYU so low are

Str8CashCougar

Mar 28, 11:13pm

If you haven’t been blocked by Tony on Twitter then you’re not a Patriot.

CougarCanuck76

Mar 28, 10:34am

He didn't block me, didn't get the chance. I recognized his bs and blocked him.

ImuaKahuku

Mar 28, 12:55pm

Tony is an absolute moron. It's not even his BYU hate, he was so adamant the

IceCreamButt

Mar 28, 10:47am

He's a clown show. Why do people still follow him?

Acorn

Mar 28, 10:48am

I can't think of one person less credible when it comes to realignment.

Super Chicken

Mar 28, 10:51am

One thing he obviously didn't do was start with the end in mind to make sure Utah was first and BYU last. Nope... was

RalphWiggam

Mar 28, 10:52am

Isn’t this his MO now? Get engagement by doing this to BYU?

Warner

Mar 28, 10:54am

I laughed out loud when I saw the big XII rankings. No way that’s legit

BaseCoug

Mar 28, 10:55am

So predictable with him.

LeGrandBleu

Mar 28, 2:24pm

He blocked me. LOL

Thrill

Mar 28, 11:03am

Altimore is a joke. If the Pac-12 teams are all so incredible, why did the whole

BYU I Bleed Blue

Mar 28, 11:04am

Who is this guy and what's his day job?

Parker Schnabel

Mar 28, 11:11am

Methodology is great...football success was supposedly most weighted. Hmm... but, knowing him, I guarantee academic

Preppy

Mar 28, 11:12am

His "Academic Success" and "Key Bonus Factors" make this a joke. AAU Membership?

Sharper

Mar 28, 1:11pm

LOL at his “key bonus factors”, especially the parentheses on the last one.

LeGrandBleu

Mar 28, 2:26pm

He absolutely takes points away from BYU for the religious stuff. Guarantee it.

fattycoug

Mar 28, 6:05pm

4/6 top B12 are orphaned P12 teams? Right....

P-Widdy

Mar 28, 11:20am

Paging BamaCoug😏

kC Cougar

Mar 28, 11:27am

You rang???

BamaCoug

Mar 28, 12:32pm

BamaCoug - have I misrepresented? BYU on actual $$ stats is nowhere near P4 low

NYC and Japan

Mar 28, 3:10pm

Always love your analysis, and not just because we are both in the eyecare world

byuod

Mar 28, 3:26pm

Bama, you're my hero. Awesome to have you on our side and as an active (and constructive) contributor on CB.

Yllage Vidiot

Mar 28, 3:30pm

I think the opaqueness (and lack of willingness to discuss/critique/listen) is a huge factor here

krindorr

Mar 28, 5:18pm

Thanks for pointing out the college football Reddit thread. That was great to

ColonelMustard

Mar 28, 7:07pm

Utah would be in the negative with school scandals and basketball fan support

Longseason

Mar 28, 7:55pm

The CB eye dentist!!

TaysomJimmerEraCoug

Mar 28, 9:02pm

Vanderbilt > BYU... hmm

Hill4Heisman

Mar 28, 11:34am

BYU is behind EVERY P4 team except SMU

ptcougr

Mar 28, 1:45pm

RE: Feast your eyes on this Altimore gem!

Buster Scruggs

Mar 28, 11:34am

<< Deleted >>

Hooda88

Mar 28, 12:06pm

Such a clown

Heath Squashwell

Mar 28, 12:28pm

"Quantitative" ranking that has "Key Bonus Factors" and "Key Risks"

dwhitebud

Mar 28, 12:39pm

I would like to know BYU’s scores for “Negative Risk Deductions.” Sounds pretty

Finneas

Mar 28, 12:51pm

RE: I would like to know BYU’s scores for “Negative Risk

BamaCoug

Mar 28, 1:12pm

That is so bad! The most important metric is eyes and butts period. tony

ImuaKahuku

Mar 28, 12:54pm

He also has Stanford and Cal toward the top of the ACC, but for some reason

Still Questing

Mar 28, 1:03pm

In his “data” world Rutgers and Utah have more attractiveness than BYU. Uh huh.

Hammurabi

Mar 28, 2:16pm

He’s such a dork 😂

gocougs719

Mar 28, 2:55pm

Not surprising where Utah and BYU are.

Big-Q

Mar 28, 3:02pm

If you want to blow his mind sometime tell him that the fball coach, president, and most of the students at Utah are LDS

Yllage Vidiot

Mar 28, 3:24pm

Honestly this guy is a nerd

Carnac

Mar 28, 3:10pm

Please stop insulting nerds. Most nerds consider this ignorant clown a fool.

Les IsMore

Mar 28, 4:20pm

RE: Feast your eyes on this Altimore gem!

Cooouuugs

Mar 28, 3:18pm

Sorry, I ignore punks with keyboards.

Les IsMore

Mar 28, 3:26pm

I love that he always says “we” like there are multiple people in

davidmj10

Mar 28, 4:04pm

He's schizophrenic, that's why there are so many other Tony's in there!

BYU I Bleed Blue

Mar 28, 4:24pm

Tony's PAC12 is going away and he needs clicks to survive. Help him or don't.

Ripliancum

Mar 28, 4:37pm

A few of us need to build a chart and metrics to rate sports commentators. Don't

Ripliancum

Mar 28, 4:40pm

Uh-oh. Someone discovered crayons.

SinkingQuffa

Mar 28, 4:43pm

Why does anyone ever post

cougforever

Mar 28, 4:50pm

Going after Altimore >> internecine war waged in CB post bball loss, anything about Kalani, and recruiting

Hammurabi

Mar 28, 5:57pm

I was going to ask him to block me. But then I blocked him.

Mark

Mar 28, 5:04pm

There is no bigger gem for that guy than that he uses a 25 year old photo of

Alan Schaefer

Mar 28, 5:52pm

I followed his instagram account for kicks and giggles, and all of his posts are

Finneas

Mar 28, 7:04pm

Stanford is top15 team in the ciountry for realignment desirability

cougarfann888

Mar 28, 7:54pm

"We wanted to build a model..."

Great38

Mar 28, 8:03pm

<< Deleted >>

Finneas

Mar 28, 9:47pm

Global rule for statistics… 87.3% of all statistics are made up…

Pride

Mar 29, 11:18am

Especially for his cute infographics with made up data. Not even statistics.

Hammurabi

Mar 29, 1:47pm

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