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Last login: May 13, 2024
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Shane Reese calls you up and appoints you BYU AD. What are your first moves?

Ham

Mar 29, 10:19am

i go on that cougar cruise for free

Cougarclaw

Mar 29, 10:20am

Fire myself

Sea Chicken

Mar 29, 10:21am

This, I have no experience at all. I’d be pissed at the university for hiring me

A Drew Aitch

Mar 29, 10:22am

Glazed cougartails.

gangbusters

Mar 29, 10:21am

Got it. Take the leftover cougar tails from last year out of the freezer and

Ojiisan

Mar 29, 10:43am

Use bags made of wax paper so the maple frosting doesn't stick to the paper bag.

BlooCoug

Mar 29, 1:45pm

Right? They would look more naturally like a Cougartail, anyway.

CaughtForaTouchdown

Mar 29, 2:29pm

Clear out Halloween pictures and move student seats back to where they belong

Longseason

Mar 29, 10:21am

You mean keep them where they belong?

A Drew Aitch

Mar 29, 10:23am

I bring back the tan bibs

StrawberryDaysCougar

Mar 29, 10:21am

Daring. Bold. Brilliant! Ha ha!

DawgHaus

Mar 29, 1:28pm

1) Build a statue of LaVell outside the stadium

StantonMac

Mar 29, 10:21am

New football stadium

Niiineteeen84

Mar 29, 10:21am

Here's my list

OldFogey

Mar 29, 10:22am

I get Utah out of the Big 12.

Cougarclaw

Mar 29, 10:22am

Completely revamp and overhaul the Cougar Club.

NorCal_Coug

Mar 29, 10:23am

higher student section ratio near the court

Ezy

Mar 29, 10:23am

Get Sol-Jay Maiava-Peters back on the team and appoint him starting QB

Nikomedes

Mar 29, 10:24am

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A Drew Aitch

Mar 29, 10:27am

I didn't realize that you are a ute. Go figure.

ManicBlue

Mar 29, 10:34am

RE: Get Sol-Jay Maiava-Peters back on the team and appoint him starting QB

kansascougar

Mar 29, 10:35am

Undefeated as a starter. Beat SMU. We play SMU this fall. End of discussion

Nikomedes

Mar 29, 11:38am

RE: Undefeated as a starter. Beat SMU. We play SMU this fall. End of

kansascougar

Mar 29, 11:46am

Double Dash!

foofcoug

Mar 29, 10:40am

Get funding and expand recruiting department.

NewBYUfannonLDS

Mar 29, 10:26am

Immediately triple the funding for recruiting and player retention...

Coug

Mar 29, 10:31am

Hold, Extend, Allocate, Fire, No, No. Revamp CougarClub

GfB

Mar 29, 10:36am

Get rid of the must be temple worthy to be a head coach rule.

hoydis

Mar 29, 10:41am

I find another Lavell Edwards, tell him to fire up the old

BlueFever

Mar 29, 10:44am

Ban social media posts of Halloween costumes in the AD...

Orem58thBall

Mar 29, 11:07am

Make sure I have VERY capable people working with me and maybe hire more because

gwalker

Mar 29, 11:21am

Start working on a presentation of how athletic success is a great missionary tool and that to get to the top of

RoaroftheCougartails

Mar 29, 11:23am

Hey Tom, glad you are reaching out to CB for advice, send me a DM and I will

TO11

Mar 29, 11:26am

Fire Santiago, give myself season tickets for life, extend Pope, fire myself

Sircumference

Mar 29, 11:36am

LOL. There's no way BYU would hire me.

SoCalCoug

Mar 29, 11:42am

Fill in the corners of LES, of course 😉

cougarmeister

Mar 29, 12:01pm

Stop coming here and other boards? 🙂

ImuaKahuku

Mar 29, 12:31pm

Bring back BYU Hockey……why doesn’t BYU AD report to BYU President

Chicago Cougar

Mar 29, 12:40pm

Resign.

shoganai

Mar 29, 1:06pm

Or go in the other direction and only go on CB to make all my decisions. Hmmm

ImuaKahuku

Mar 29, 1:14pm

Fire Santiago.

BlooCoug

Mar 29, 1:44pm

get rid of men's swimming and diving and tennis and make men's soccer d1 sport

BYUBuckeyeGoCougs

Mar 29, 2:03pm

Big 12 doesn’t sponsor men’s soccer.

BlooCoug

Mar 29, 2:07pm

They don't sponsor men's volleyball either - so should we dump that?

StantonMac

Mar 29, 2:11pm

No, because the MPSF is a solid league. Where would men's soccer go?

BlooCoug

Mar 29, 2:21pm

IDK - but according to this there are 21 conferences that sponsor mens soccer

StantonMac

Mar 29, 2:36pm

the two obvious choices are WCC or WAC because those are the only 2 western

cwilke1

Mar 29, 3:24pm

There's also the Big West and the Pac-12 (snicker).

StantonMac

Mar 29, 4:28pm

oh good point. WAC might be most open to adding more associate members,

cwilke1

Mar 29, 5:34pm

yeah itd be smart to get some more programming for byutv

cwilke1

Mar 29, 3:24pm

Sit down with Kalani and collaborate on my idea of success.

Q-grr

Mar 29, 2:19pm

Build a new stadium, hire Andy Reid, put 1 billion into NIL, kick every utah fan

Cougar TD

Mar 29, 2:38pm

More games in Texas

Shawarma

Mar 29, 3:11pm

Get rid of the honor code/ allow beards. Change the name of byui back to Rick's

Sandy Lyle

Mar 29, 4:02pm

I like it

andrewg3

Mar 29, 5:21pm

Give BYU H an athletic program as well.

A Drew Aitch

Mar 29, 6:00pm

The AD doesn't have that level of authority for that decision.

cwilke1

Mar 29, 6:17pm

Add men's and women's wrestling. Hire Cael Sanderson to coach.

TheSpiker

Mar 29, 4:14pm

Tear down the current press box and build a new luxury box to maximize corporate

andrewg3

Mar 29, 5:21pm

I'd have to look at the tape

MaxxPower

Mar 29, 5:52pm

1. Work to increase NIL for Y athletes. 2. Try to increase salaries for coaches

SoValleyCOUG

Mar 29, 6:00pm

Bring back wrestling.

Les IsMore

Mar 29, 6:22pm

Call JR Holland and convince him to call Andy Reid to the Provo mission.

Big Daddy D

Mar 29, 8:27pm

machete

Mar 29, 8:55pm

Put a statue of Edwards outside the stadium he built

MajorZeus

Mar 29, 9:00pm

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